| Oh shit, mom's here! | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| The American parents call their kids snowflakes because everything is a financi… | A&E needs to make a TV show called “Asian Family Wars” (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Remember, I will fire you if you continue. You will have to go live with uncle B… | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| I been trying to start world war 3 since I took office of the eternal God empero… | I'm voting for anyone but a female. Imagine wanting a nuclear war to happen every 28 days. No thanks (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Nah, if you guys all don't want it, there's a high chance nobody else wants it e… | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| All chems all the same. But zero has a rounder flavor to it. Part of the magic… | oreo coke ew (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| I can't even imagine these next few years, how are the kids supposed to buy big … | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| i like it lol | this song fucming goes hard (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| I assure you, that man is indeed the responsible party. | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Put the toilet paper back you goof! | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Alright, so we got a pretty high body count here. I'm not sure if we have enough… | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| We have a gal's club at work and 'shitshow' is probably the nicest thing I can s… | I'm voting for anyone but a female. Imagine wanting a nuclear war to happen every 28 days. No thanks (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| You won't not do that again. | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| You probably leave dirty pots out other times. | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| ~ | I'm voting for anyone but a female. Imagine wanting a nuclear war to happen every 28 days. No thanks (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| ? | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Pimp slap her and show her who the man of the house is. | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Nope. | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Nice sophistry. Men have proven throughout history to be incredibly violent. | I'm voting for anyone but a female. Imagine wanting a nuclear war to happen every 28 days. No thanks (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Only because they were in charge, it could always be worse. Imagine 10x the cha… | I'm voting for anyone but a female. Imagine wanting a nuclear war to happen every 28 days. No thanks (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| ? | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Haven't all wars in history been started by men? | I'm voting for anyone but a female. Imagine wanting a nuclear war to happen every 28 days. No thanks (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Nope. | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| ? | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| I don't know but I wish they did. I see cherry Coke carried more often at place… | oreo coke ew (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| I bet you eat shit. | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Nope. | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| ~ | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| ~ | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| then SURELY it's this guy. | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Nope. | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| DAMMIT. Alright, this MUST be the guy! | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Nope. | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| No, YOU were mistaken. That's not they. | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Nothing, to anybody who drinks the regular stuff. Maybe diet drinkers can tell … | oreo coke ew (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| yer a wizard, harry | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| My dad demanded that I give him M&Ms and gout upset that my mom ate some!!!!… | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| My dad got upset at me because a random item fell ALL BY ITSELF!!!!! | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| My dad got upset at me because my sister came home from work!!!!! | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| My dad just randomly got upset at and reprimanded me for eating dinner!!!!! | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| My dad got upset at me because my dinner was "too cold" (I was about … | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| F**k ripe bananas!!!!!!!! | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| wtf is difference between the zero and diet drinks anyway | oreo coke ew (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Why the hell don't they have this at restaurants ffs? Was at a fountain on Frid… | oreo coke ew (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| ? | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Ask minichan. | I made a stinky (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| Sorry, you must be mistaken, that was definitely the guy. Try taking another lo… | Find this guy and kill him for me!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| this is literally all immigrant parents from anywhere in the world. the only peo… | A&E needs to make a TV show called “Asian Family Wars” (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |
| prolly OPs | FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( [asian mom megathread #2] (1.5 year old) | 1.5 year |