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Topic: I hate country culture

+Anonymous A11 months ago #66,065

Pickup trucks, hay, corn, farmin', whisky, more pickup trucks, cows, girls in jeans, boots, cheap beer, resentin' education, and pickup trucks.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11 months ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #659,820

nothing wrong with girls in jeans, but you're right about the rest

+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w11 months ago, 11 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #659,872

I mistakenly thought slower small town life and sweet tea on the porch meant you had to absorb that lifestyle 100%. Then I realized life isn't highschool and nobody is thinking about me or what I'm doing.

I'll never get into truck culture, I just don't get it. Most of the guys at work can't afford boats or 5th wheels in this economy but they still buy them.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc11 months ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #659,925

i like it its exotic and foreign

+Anonymous E11 months ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #659,927

I like barefoot girls in jeans. But rather be in the city.

+Anonymous F11 months ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #659,930

I like Hannah Barron and I would become a redneck in a heartbeat if that's what it took to have her. Thanks for asking and reading.

+Anonymous G11 months ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #659,944

@previous (F)
We get a few of those at work (country tourists). They'll date a gal then all the sudden have a cowboy hat. Not dunking on them, it's just funny.

·Anonymous G11 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #659,945

letterkenny.jpgNot a hick myself but Letterkenny was low investment with a few good jokes - I could walk away and get back to normal life when the show was over.

+Anonymous H11 months ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #659,947

Beverly Hillbillies-a.jpg@OP

+Anonymous I11 months ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #659,994

Which country?
Rimshot

·Anonymous E11 months ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #659,999

@659,947 (H)
You think Jethro ever ate Elly Mae's pussy?

+Anonymous J11 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #660,000

@659,994 (I)
They're all pretty annoying really.

·Anonymous J11 months ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #660,001

@659,999 (E)
"Of Tarts and Beavers?" - the lost episodes add a lot to character development.

·Anonymous H11 months ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #660,008

@659,999 (E)
> think Jethro ever ate Elly Mae's pussy

Quick Google search cums up with this "Elly May sighed. “C’mon, Jethro, ya kin watch long’s ya keep yore pole ta yerself. Don’t try to stick it whar it don’t got no invite. And don’t get yer baby batter on nobody, neither.”
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