Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: I'm bored.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 12.2 years ago #26,789

Lets make some Magic.
+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #315,176
I'm in. Depending on the genre..
edit :I misread as music. I am apparently autistic with a fat nigger cock yaddayadda throat and shit.
carry on.(Edited 1 minute later.)
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,177

So post ideas for stuff. Preferably clever stuff.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,178
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,179

Currently this all the original stuff I have on this computer.
+Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.2 years ago, 31 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,180
Troll
Lovely wood
Circle Jerk
peacock
boner
sprite
+Anonymous D — 12.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,181
Autism
A glass of water
Sexual Bolshevism or a sexual Bolshevik
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,182
@315,180 (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
> Troll
That's a type of creature, so just a card called "Troll" is too generic.
> Lovely wood
Pic related.
> Circle Jerk
I could play off the old "Circle of Protection" cards.... good idea
> peacock
I know what you're getting at, but I don't want to do porny stuff. I like my cards to look like they could be official.
> boner
see above
> sprite
Registered brand. :(
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,184
@315,181 (D)
> Autism
We have a get outta everything free card for this already
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
So 2 out of 6 ideas are good huh, my sense of creation is really rusted. Sprite.
+ !NoGoD1GamE — 12.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,188
Because the lawn card?
+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,189
taste test
·Anonymous D — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,190
Fat nigger cock in cum filled throat?
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,193

Playing the doctor card.
> pedomad
autism rage etc
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #315,196
White bluegrass niggers
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #315,197
@315,184 (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
Well, I mean I could just do a regular peacock, but that's kind of random.
·Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #315,199
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Dat's cool meng, I ged ur poin.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #315,201
@previous (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
The other thing is I gotta find artwork for these, but just photos or half-assed shops don't work because real Magic cards (or all trading cards for that matter) are illustrated. It's actually surprisingly hard to find real art on the internet without specifically soliciting someone.
·Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo — 12.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #315,204
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
cant jus ged da pictur n do a fancee artisti filta on da fucka in da fuckin fotoshopp? dis shit aint worth commissionin sum real artist to draw 4 it, no offense but u feel me dawg?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #315,206
@previous (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
nah I ain't commissioning shit. Most of the ones I made earlier started out with art from /cwc/ that I made a card to go with it.
So far I've only used one regular picture which was the American Psycho/Bob Chandler axe photoshop.
I did a Forest with a blotch effect from a picture my sister took and the Rain of Terror up above was a news photo that I did some effect on, but generally I'd prefer to find something that was actually drawn.
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,207
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
google image search much?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,208
@previous (!NoGoD1GamE)
that's a nice one.
I was kinda stuck between
this which is perfect for the whole "lovely woods" connotation, or
this which is a wonderfully eerie contrast to 'lovely'.
I think I might use yours though.
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,211
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That eerie forest one is better.
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,226
Brain Fart
Hammer Toe
Helmet Hair
A Pear of Eyes
+Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g — 12.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,228
Negropathy
Fluxostasosis
Mathamphaetamine sprinkled on dry pizza
Judeomasons
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,278
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,290
@315,180 (Chowmein Wonton Chinaman !Uvm54ORbmo)
I have a feeling google won't be very useful for this one.
+Rapeculture — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,291
@315,278 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Omg, nice. Didn't the 'lovely woods' person turn out to be a legit woman with a blog? I remember it was posted here.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,312
@(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
You know what, no. Fuck off. I don't need your shit derailing my thread. Go be a creep in your own topic.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #315,476
@315,290 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yeah, google's not giving me shit for this.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #316,017

Well, I wanted to do one for white knight, but that's apparently a
real card from the very first set.
And then I also found this.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #316,489
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #316,676
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #317,267

So, I wanted to do something with the satanic teddy bear, but there were some problems with that premise: Magic is dark, but it's not an explicitly occult-incorporating game, so "satanic" anything was a no-go. Secondly, teddy bears are just too silly to be believable outside of an unhinged set, which this isn't really meant to be. So the teddy bear just became a regular bear, and the santanic influence became reanimation of the dead. Originally it was going to be called "Exhumed Grizzly", but the best art I could find was specifically titled 'zombie kodiak' and I couldn't just pretend like nobody would ever notice. Particularly since I give the artist credit and it would be easy enough to find the full picture that way.
+Anti — 12.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #317,278
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
b-but... but what about stuff like 'Demonic Tutor' or 'Diabolic Edict'? It could've been a 'demonic werebear' or uh a 'diabolic animated toy'.
It could've at least been implied without being explicitly "Satanic".
Imma pray for you, bud. ಠ╭╮ಠ
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #317,316
@previous (Anti )
Huh. I hadn't heard of those cards. I think I could make Demonic Werebear work.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 3 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #318,597
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #318,598
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #318,622
@315,228 (Dr. Autphag !FaiGWhdD4g)
What's your favorite short word salad quote? I'll put that as flavor text.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #318,628
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #318,629
@318,622 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
"Who has the right to enslave the Aspergian?"
And put in this as the image.
+Syntax — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #318,631
@previous (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Yo Autphag a question.
Did you No when you decided to spend tyme on tinychan...Owner Frank is Jewish?
http://www.tinychan.org/topic/27121 ·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #318,633
@previous (Syntax )
I was already quite aware of that. But he has been neutralized within goy territory and doesn't seem to be all that hostile so I don't really care.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #318,727
@318,629 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
I had to alter the image quite a bit so it would fit the box shape and also get it on par with the quality of the other artwork. I actually ended up locating the original, scaling your altered one down to the original size, pasting it over the top, hard scaling the whole thing up to 500%, fucking around with the contrast until the red in the background was close enough to call a visual match with your version, applying 7 or 8 different filters and distorts to get rid of the pixelation, then scaling it down to the card dimensions. I think it turned out pretty well though. And you've effectively introduced a race into the set, which means there ought to be more Aspergian cards.
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #318,728
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Make a race card, autphag likes to play that card
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #318,729

This one could probably use a blurb about Aspergians cleansing their homeland of infiltrators.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #318,730
@318,728 (!NoGoD1GamE)
It's been done
a few different times ·Anonymous D — 12.2 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #318,735
@318,727 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Inb4 Autphag criticizes the quality and calls you a Zionist agent working to oppress the land of Aspergeria.
· !NoGoD1GamE — 12.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #318,777
@previous (D)
FuckAlms is a double agent working for Autphag feeding the Zionistas fake Aspergerian cards.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #319,474
@318,633 (Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs)
Not sure what to use for a picture.
Was considering
this or
this.
·Dr. Autphag !MLHqI35Srs — 12.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #319,487
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
The first one.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #319,690
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 1 week later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #322,924
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 2 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #323,605
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 12.2 years ago, 42 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #323,607
·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #330,998

Give me ideas for a card to use this as artwork.
+Anonymous L — 12.1 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #331,000
·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk (OP) — 12.1 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #331,011
@previous (L)
wrong thread.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 10 months later, 11 months after the original post[T] [B] #422,585

Upgraded Negi artwork.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 11.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 months after the original post[T] [B] #422,586
· !NoGoD1GamE — 11.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 months after the original post[T] [B] #422,593
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 11.1 years ago, 1 month later, 1.1 year after the original post[T] [B] #431,328

I of all people shouldn't have so much trouble finding a decent drawing of Chris' face showing his eye color. :/
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 4 months later, 1.5 year after the original post[T] [B] #448,102
So, I had this really bad idea to make a card based on fat fuck, but that would mean
A) giving him attention
B) acknowledging that he has notability
C) forever being at a loss for art because nobody makes fanart of him, only photoshops
:/
+Anonymous M — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.5 year after the original post[T] [B] #448,118
@315,312 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
rude!!
just saying..
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 10.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1.5 year after the original post[T] [B] #448,125
@previous (M)
It wasn't you.
+Anonymous N — 10.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 1.5 year after the original post[T] [B] #448,153
@448,102 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Cockmouth card
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 10.2 years ago, 6 months later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #470,840

I'm really tempted to make a Cthulhu card with this artwork but I have no idea what stats to give it.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 10.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #470,842

For some reason I never posted this one.
Also, for reference:
http://vectorfag.lostsig.co/mtg/Allusion.htm
to make the text display properly
(Edited 3 minutes later.)+The Robot — 10.2 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #470,844
Beep bop boop
+Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.2 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #470,857
@470,842 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Which font do you use?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 10.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #470,868
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
MPlantin-Bold and MagicMedieval
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.2 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #470,869
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Duly noted.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 10.2 years ago, 1 day later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,113
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,118
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
10/10
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 10.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,123
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 10.2 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,124
@471,118 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
I'll add the art later.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,125
@471,123 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I approve of this.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.2 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,126
@471,124 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I also approve of this.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 10.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,129
@471,125 (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
Thanks for saving me the trouble of hunting these
seals down.
+Anonymous Q — 10.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,133
@315,312 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
you seemed a bit cross..
(Edited 52 seconds later.)
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,144
@471,129 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
No problem.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 10.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,253
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,255
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Awesome. 10/10
·Anonymous J — 10.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,261
@470,840 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
There is some really grate Cthulhu and Cthulhu-esque artwork out there. I'll try and dig some up later. It's been too long since I've played MTG to really have any idea about the stats. Maybe tap it to drive target creature to madness or something and it becomes under your control for your next attack turn. Or 'sacrifice' a creature you control to the elder gods to deal X damage where X is the sacrificed creature's toughness. Something like that. It's been too long for me to have enough a grasp of the game to be helpful there.
·Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. — 10.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,267
@previous (J)
I was thinking make it similar to BFM.
·Anonymous J — 10.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,269
@previous (Dr.G Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1.)
That could be cool.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI (OP) — 10.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 years after the original post[T] [B] #471,287
@471,261 (J)
You're more help than you think, trust me. Those are pretty good ideas.
+Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 10 months later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,931
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,944

I'm just gonna start dumping these here.
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,945
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,946
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,947
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,948
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,949
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,950
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,951
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,952
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,953
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,954
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,955
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,956
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 18 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,957
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,958
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,960
·Maddy is !grate/DTHM — 9.4 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #493,961
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9 years ago, 4 months later, 3.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #500,355

Is the effect clear? I don't know how to word what I'm thinking in my head in such a way that it uses the language of the game, but is still understandable.
Also, what the hell would a picture for this look like?
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #500,356
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Change "that spell" to "targeted spell", and you'll be golden.
+Anonymous T — 8.8 years ago, 1 month later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #505,675
+Dachan-da — 8.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #505,772
@315,176 (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
lol 10/10 bud
+Anonymous V — 8.8 years ago, 2 days later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,213
@500,355 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Sprite, Domestos, TinyHime, autism, bert, hellcat, and buttshit cards
thanks
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 1 day later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,440
@previous (V)
Be part of the solution, not the problem.
·Anonymous T — 8.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,441
@506,213 (V)
Don't you mean Skycat?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 8.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,455
@506,440 (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
Not bad actually.
·Anonymous T — 8.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,547

Domestos - 1
Artifact
2B (Tap): Sacrifice a creature you control and destroy target creature you do not. You lose 2 life.
"Up yer dosage."
Skynet - 9
Artifact Creature - Tinycomrade Cat
2: Skycat gains flying until end of turn.
Whenever Skynet attacks or blocks discard 2 cards. If you cannot discard a card Skynet deals damage to you equal to its power.
Target opponent may discard 6 cards to gain control of Skynet.
"Beep bop boop"
"We need more power!"
11/11
FND Outbreak - 3BBB
Sorcery
Destroy all tapped creatures.
Crippling Alcoholism 3BB
Enchantment
4(T): gain control of target creature, exile target creature at end of turn.
Meh.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 1 day later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,779

Thoughts?
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·Anonymous T — 8.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,781
@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
I think it's grate, bud. Almost want to say add improvise, but that might be too unbalanced again.
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,786

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·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,787
@506,781 (T)
Yeah, I feel like Shroud can easily tip a card into unbalanced territory.
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,788
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,790
·Anonymous T — 8.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,791
@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
damlol
@506,787 (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
Not as bad hexproof, but yeah, makes for a bad time for creature light decks dependent on removal spells.
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,793
@previous (T)
For sure, as well as shotgun decks that rely on sorceries to kill creature.
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,794

I feel this version is a little more balanced.
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·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,799
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,800
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·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,804

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·Anonymous T — 8.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,805
@506,793 (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
TruFax. These are grate, almost enough for a tinycomrade theme deck to play test. That's probably the the best way to find out if it's balanced enough. Nuggets vs reptilian sympathizing statist scum va tiny comrades.
Sexually transmitted demons, catman, oracle tinyhime, Nike sweatshop, nintendoes, srenob, buttshits, satanic sex cults, hate space, etc.
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,807
@previous (T)
Your suggestions and feedback are actually quite helpful bud, I had forgotten the mystic oracle.
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,808

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·Anonymous V — 8.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,810
that scaling tho
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,811
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,814
@506,810 (V)
Are you talking about the scaling on the Oracle?
·Anonymous V — 8.8 years ago, 21 seconds later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,815
@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
that and the sprite
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,817
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,818
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,819
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,821

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·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,823
·Anonymous T — 8.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,829
·Anonymous T — 8.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,830
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 8.8 years ago, 1 day later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,941

Opened up the set tonight and realized I never exported this.
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,945
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 8.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,948

Proof that this is legitimate artwork and not actual promotional materials from Coca-Cola:
Sprite can
background·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,949
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,950
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 9 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,969

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·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 8.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,983
@506,969 (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
Seems kind of broken.
@506,970 (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
Horribly broken.
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,987
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
How would you change them?
·Anonymous V — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,988
@506,970 (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
> If you do not, you lose the game
very epic
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,989
@previous (V)
It felt like a just punishment. Since if you actually got Mecha Catzilla into play, the game would be over if your opponent didn't take it out right away.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 8.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,992
@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
For Mecha, maybe up the mana cost a little more and sacrifice all non-wall creatures you control. Possibly make it a black/red creature.
For Catzilla, lower it to 7/11 and increase mana by 1. Ignoring damage is typically a white thing, so maybe make it red/white instead of red/blue.
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,994
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 29 seconds later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,995
@506,992 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Any better?
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #506,998

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·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,000

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·Anonymous T — 8.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,004
@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
The theme is grate, bud. Maybe change the first ability to destroy target nonbasic land or artifacts and nerf the counter ability to returning creatures or enchantments to their owners hand?
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,005
@previous (T)
Better?
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·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,020

Here is what I have or tonight.
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 42 seconds later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,021
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,022
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,023
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 56 seconds later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,024
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,025
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 21 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,110

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·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,111
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·Anonymous T — 8.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,113
@previous (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
Sweet Satan, I almost shot my monitor.
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,118

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·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,119
@507,113 (T)
Fear not, no reptoids were involved in the production of any of these cards.
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,141

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·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 20 seconds later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,142

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·Anonymous R — 8.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,144
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 14 hours later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,177
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 57 seconds later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,178
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 1 day later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,270

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·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,272
+Anonymous W — 8.8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,274
'I am bored'
that is what I said after looking at this thread for a couple of minutes..
·Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug — 8.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,275
@previous (W)(Edited 3 minutes later.)
+Anonymous X — 8.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #507,276
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 7.7 years ago, 1.1 year later, 4.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #539,877
@315,188 (!NoGoD1GamE)
I can do something with this I think. Hopefully this
>>>79 is the right quote but it's hard to know for sure since searching is kind of wonky.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 7.7 years ago, 53 minutes later, 4.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #539,881
@507,178 (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
I may incorporate this as well. Maybe use a syntax post for the flavor text.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 7.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #539,882
@507,178 (Bat Nugget is !GrateABlug)
How's this for an image? Normally I avoid photos, but pretty much all of the drawings of writing on a wall (and a lot of photos too) seem to be of the politically motivated tirade sort, and I want the focus to be on the text itself rather than the meaning of the text. This one has a myriad of different languages (none being English, at least that I've noticed). Plus, handwriting is a form of artwork in it's own right so I'm not totally abandoning the art premise by using a photo in this instance.
+Anonymous Z-1 — 7.7 years ago, 10 hours later, 4.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #539,892
@539,881 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You say you're looking for flavor?
·Anonymous R — 7.7 years ago, 2 days later, 4.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #539,967
@539,882 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Not bad at all, bud. Would probably make for a gud enchantment or artifact. You meant for wall of text... I'm not sure I still have the orginal filea, re:Dead hard drive.
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·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2.6 years ago, 5.1 years later, 9.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #636,209
@previous (R)
Snippet of text taken from here:
https://tinychan.net/topic/45681#reply_498593
(will post png later)
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 1.5 year ago, 1.1 year later, 10.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #649,761
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Seems I never posted that png final version
+Anonymous Z-2 — 1.5 year ago, 12 hours later, 10.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #649,779
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
> Seems I never posted that png final version
One says "When wall of Text's"
the Other "Wall of Text"
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 1.5 year ago, 8 hours later, 10.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #649,786
@previous (Z-2)
I added an extra effect to make sure it doesn't come into play and die immediately because Shitpost had 0 bump counters on it.
here's the text at a legible size:
Defender
When Wall of Text comes into play, put 2 bump counters on Shitpost.
Wall of Text’s toughness is equal to the number of bump counters on Shitpost.
“What you should consider is contacting Keith Johnson cause he is the genuine Genius and Co-inventor that made DiscoVision possible but he got totally completely screwed out of EVERYTHING. In the end they treated him worse than the Rats that still breed on MCA/Universal property. Tell Keith I sent you. David Gregg who I have not seen since ages ago - U should contact him but he also was totally screwed. I am the one and only person I No who ended up doing far better than I should have $$$ wise on that project. Hell I only managed to keep the cash cow going and had to do that in some need to take many showers way and still run the Tech side of companies acquired to support the MCA need to make Lou happy over loss of US Supreme court decision of letting Sony Betamax rip off all of MCA movies n TV shows. Time Delay LOLOL”
-Syntax
+Anonymous Z-3 — 1.5 year ago, 9 hours later, 10.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #649,792

I was bored too. So i started learning Java
·Anonymous Z-2 — 1.5 year ago, 5 hours later, 10.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #649,800
@649,786 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Shocked just Shocked because I failed to read past the first line of each.
Until now I had now clue about the content of the total text in those images.
So those scribbles in the art work?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 1.5 year ago, 8 hours later, 10.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #649,810
@previous (Anonymous Z-2)
If memory serves, it's a wall in a cafe which tourists frequent.
+Anonymous Z-4 — 1.4 year ago, 2 weeks later, 10.8 years after the original post[T] [B] #650,299
Outlaws of Thunder Junction (OTJ)
374 cards • Released 2024-04-19
https://scryfall.com/sets/otj?order=set&as=grid·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 1.4 year ago, 1 hour later, 10.8 years after the original post[T] [B] #650,302
@previous (Z-4)
released is past tense but that date is 8 days in the future
·Anonymous Z-4 — 1.4 year ago, 1 week later, 10.8 years after the original post[T] [B] #650,514

All or nothing
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 1.4 year ago, 2 hours later, 10.8 years after the original post[T] [B] #650,519
@previous (Z-4)
lol, you got me
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·Anonymous Z-4 — 1.1 year ago, 3 months later, 11.1 years after the original post[T] [B] #654,573
·Anonymous Z-4 — 1.1 year ago, 2 days later, 11.1 years after the original post[T] [B] #654,815
Dr. Lee had an exceptionally long and productive career. He retired from regular teaching at Columbia in 2012, at age 86, but continued to contribute ideas to particle physics research into his 90s. His name is affixed to two theorems, the Lee Model and the Kinoshita-Lee-Nauenberg theorem — and he developed important theories on black holes and dark matter.
He was also a prominent physicist in the field of relativistic heavy ion colliders, and from 1997 to 2003 he was the director of the RIKEN BNL Research Center at Brookhaven National Laboratory on Long Island, which houses the laboratory’s collider.
In a 2007 interview with the Nobel Institute on the 50th anniversary of his Nobel Prize, Dr. Lee attributed part of his success, particularly his insight into parity nonconservation, to his nontraditional education.
Tsung-Dao Lee, who was often known as T.D., was born on Nov. 24, 1926, in Shanghai, the third of six children of Tsing-Kong Lee, a merchant with a background in working with chemicals, and Ming-Chang Chang. Dr. Lee said he grew up “in a family of learning.”
He was in high school when war broke out between China and Japan, forcing him to abandon his studies. It was during this time that he discovered physics. Stumbling across some science books, he was immediately intrigued, but as he was no longer receiving a formal education, he was left to teach himself. It helped him develop his own approach to solving problems.
In the 2007 interview, he recalled tackling Newton’s laws, particularly Newton’s famous equation of force equals mass times acceleration, based on what he could glean from the books.
·Anonymous Z-4 — 1.1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 11.1 years after the original post[T] [B] #654,818
“Newton realized the force is a function of space, and he knew the function,” Dr. Lee said. “One was elasticity. It’s linear in the distance. And the other one is gravitation. So once the left-hand side is a nonfunction of space and the right-hand side is acceleration, then you can solve it to be right. I thought, ‘That’s interesting.’ But that was not the thing that was stated in the book, so this was my approach.”
In 1943, despite not having a high school diploma, he was admitted to National Chekiang University (now Zhejiang University), which had moved to Guizhou because of the war. Though he started as a student in chemical engineering, he switched to physics when his professors discovered his talent in that field.
The continuing war with Japan forced Dr. Lee in 1945 to switch to National Southwestern Associated University in Kunming, where Dr. Yang, his future collaborator, had also studied. At the university, Ta-You Wu, an influential atomic and nuclear physicist, nominated Dr. Lee for a Chinese government fellowship to study in the United States. By 1946, Dr. Lee, who had completed only two years of college, was at the University of Chicago, having been accepted as a doctoral student.
At the time, the University of Chicago was one of the world’s premier centers for the study of physics. The department was led by Enrico Fermi, the Italian-born physicist who had overseen the first successful nuclear reaction and who had been awarded the Nobel Prize in 1938. Dr. Lee became Dr. Fermi’s sole doctoral student in theoretical physics, meeting with him every week.
It was an extraordinary learning experience, partly because of Dr. Fermi’s teaching technique, which Dr. Lee explained in the 2007 interview with the Nobel Institute.
“‘You see,’ he said, ‘there are things that I would like to know,’” Dr. Lee recalled Dr. Fermi saying. “‘Lee, why don’t you look up and give me a lecture next week.’”
“I was very happy to teach Fermi,” Dr. Lee added. “Of course, this is an excellent way of building the student’s confidence. And then he would ask me questions and I would have to answer.”
·Anonymous Z-4 — 1.1 year ago, 2 weeks later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #655,618

Arrrrr... me treasure
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 1.1 year ago, 16 hours later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #655,638
@previous (Z-4)
> 1/1 for 1 with Flying and playable as an instant·Anonymous Z-4 — 1.1 year ago, 6 hours later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #655,647
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Dies to removal
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 1.1 year ago, 15 hours later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #655,663
@previous (Z-4)
> paying 2 to kill a 1/1
waste of mana and waste of a spell. since it can be used to kill anything, might as well use it on a behemoth
·Anonymous Z-4 — 1 year ago, 6 days later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #655,926
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Man or Bear?
·Anonymous Z-4 — 1 year ago, 1 day later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #655,952

Anyone got a Hollow One to trade?
+Anonymous Z-5 — 1 year ago, 16 hours later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #655,989
@OP
Hi bored, im dad.
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·Anonymous Z-4 — 1 year ago, 12 hours later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #655,996
@655,952 (Z-4)
It's a good golem card
+Anonymous Z-6 — 1 year ago, 13 hours later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,010
I’m bored too
·Anonymous Z-4 — 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,022
Play Duskmourn?
·Anonymous Z-4 — 1 year ago, 3 days later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,193
@previous (Z-4)
Duskmourn: House of Horror
·Anonymous Z-4 — 1 year ago, 2 days later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,231

Woof
·Anonymous Z-4 — 1 year ago, 1 day later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,261

Eureka!
·Anonymous Z-4 — 11 months ago, 2 days later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,312

Emry, Lurker of the Loch
{2}{U}
Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard
This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.
When Emry, Lurker of the Loch enters, mill four cards.
{T}: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. (You still pay its costs. Timing rules still apply.)
1/2
******
Emry is what is wrong with modern mtg design. The 1st ability of cost reduction feels unnecessary. In a sealed or limited or block deck, this "affinity for artifact" has little use. However put this card in a artifact-themed deck and she can come out on turn one to make recurring zero-artifact cards.
It's 2nd ability of self-milling to seed the graveyard for her 3rd ability. Yes, please. Before FIRE, you would have to get another card to seed the graveyard or let it happen in the course of the game.
It's 3rd and main ability is that of recursion. Compare it with this:
https://scryfall.com/card/8ed/313/skull-of-orm But Emry? Just TAP. No mana or other cost needed. *sigh*
In sets of old, Emry would be like this:
Emry, Lady Lurker of the Loch
{2}{U}
Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard
{2}{U}{T}: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn. (You still pay its costs. Timing rules still apply.)
1/2
Today? There's no need for combo decks cos each card is its own combo. Control decks? Control aspects like discard, counterspell, permanent destruction is bad as it makes newbies sad; muzzle it. The game is now aggro only and the each card engine is its own combo. *sigh*
·Anonymous Z-4 — 11 months ago, 2 days later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,409

There is no monogreen angel in M:tG
·Anonymous Z-4 — 11 months ago, 3 days later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,517

Beetleguese x3
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11 months ago, 18 hours later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,565
@previous (Z-4)
> 9/9 for 7 with trample
ok, yeah, that's pretty OP
·Anonymous Z-4 — 11 months ago, 1 day later, 11.2 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,615
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It's uncommon too.
·Anonymous Z-4 — 11 months ago, 2 days later, 11.3 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,674
·Anonymous Z-4 — 11 months ago, 20 minutes later, 11.3 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,675
@previous (Z-4)
power creep
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11 months ago, 1 day later, 11.3 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,723
+Anonymous Z-7 — 11 months ago, 6 days later, 11.3 years after the original post[T] [B] #656,919
·Anonymous Z-4 — 11 months ago, 5 days later, 11.3 years after the original post[T] [B] #657,040

Meow
·Anonymous Z-4 — 11 months ago, 1 day later, 11.3 years after the original post[T] [B] #657,090

All Hallow's Eve
·Anonymous Z-4 — 11 months ago, 3 days later, 11.3 years after the original post[T] [B] #657,252
@657,040 (Z-4)
Grrrrrrr
·Anonymous Z-4 — 10 months ago, 2 days later, 11.3 years after the original post[T] [B] #657,382
·Anonymous Z-4 — 10 months ago, 2 weeks later, 11.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #658,336

Theme 7
·Anonymous Z-4 — 10 months ago, 5 days later, 11.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #658,703

Arahbo, the First Fang
{2}{W}
Legendary Creature — Cat Avatar
Other Cats you control get +1/+1.
Whenever Arahbo or another nontoken Cat you control enters, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token.
It’s said all cats in the Multiverse trace their lineage back to him, from the meekest kitten to the mightiest lion.
2/2
Illustrated by Simon Dominic
·Anonymous Z-7 — 10 months ago, 6 days later, 11.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #659,119
@658,336 (Z-4)
Sevens.
·Anonymous Z-4 — 9 months ago, 3 days later, 11.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #659,212

The sea is lava.
·Anonymous Z-4 — 9 months ago, 6 days later, 11.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #659,843

Can't lose...
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9 months ago, 4 hours later, 11.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #659,859
@previous (Z-4)
> female angel
> Flash ability
lol'd
·Anonymous Z-4 — 9 months ago, 5 days later, 11.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #660,220
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Original version is sexier.
·Anonymous Z-4 — 9 months ago, 2 days later, 11.4 years after the original post[T] [B] #660,434

Remember LIGHTNING BOLT?
·Anonymous Z-4 — 8 months ago, 2 weeks later, 11.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #661,988

Mox Opal = free mana
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 8 months ago, 5 hours later, 11.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #661,996
@previous (Z-4)
You have to tap it, so it's really just an any-colored land that's not classified as a land card.
+Anonymous Z-8 — 8 months ago, 1 day later, 11.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #662,219
·Anonymous Z-4 — 8 months ago, 1 day later, 11.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #662,563

SPLINTER TWIN returns
·Anonymous Z-4 — 8 months ago, 3 days later, 11.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #663,108
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 8 months ago, 5 hours later, 11.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #663,112
@661,988 (Z-4)
reminds me of this, btw
·Anonymous Z-4 — 8 months ago, 1 day later, 11.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #663,529
@663,108 (Z-4)
Protein..eh.. Protean Hulk
+Anonymous — 8 months ago, 6 hours later, 11.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #663,573
bump
·Anonymous Z-4 — 8 months ago, 1 day later, 11.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #664,097

I cast FLY
+Anonymous Z-10 — 8 months ago, 12 hours later, 11.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #664,225
Counterspell
·Anonymous Z-4 — 8 months ago, 5 days later, 11.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #664,902

Hot or Cold?
·Anonymous Z-4 — 8 months ago, 23 hours later, 11.5 years after the original post[T] [B] #665,071
@664,225 (Z-10)
@previous (Z-4)
COunterspell!
·Anonymous Z-4 — 7 months ago, 4 days later, 11.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #665,593

Tap to attack
·Anonymous Z-4 — 7 months ago, 4 days later, 11.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #665,881

Lotus Petal
+Anonymous Z-11 — 7 months ago, 9 hours later, 11.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #665,960
Not board.
·Anonymous Z-4 — 7 months ago, 5 days later, 11.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #666,174

Serra Angel 3WW
Creature-Angel
Flying, vigilance
4/4
·Anonymous Z-4 — 7 months ago, 1 day later, 11.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #666,221

Do you feel lucky?
+Anonymous Z-12 — 7 months ago, 1 day later, 11.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #666,304
Why are there so many trading cards on this thread????
·Anonymous Z-4 — 7 months ago, 1 week later, 11.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #667,490

The Last Ride
+Anonymous Z-13 — 7 months ago, 5 hours later, 11.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #667,498
<insert race card>
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 7 months ago, 1 hour later, 11.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #667,513
@previous (Z-13)
see
@318,730 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI) ·Anonymous Z-4 — 7 months ago, 1 day later, 11.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #667,736

Devotion to Green
·Anonymous Z-4 — 6 months ago, 4 days later, 11.6 years after the original post[T] [B] #668,646

SPARKING
·Anonymous Z-4 — 6 months ago, 3 days later, 11.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #669,230

Magic: The Gathering
·anon — 6 months ago, 1 day later, 11.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #669,449
More please.
·Anonymous Z-4 — 6 months ago, 1 week later, 11.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #670,388

Storm scale
+Anonymous Z-14 — 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 11.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #670,390
@previous (Z-4)
And do you love the way I do it when I’m loving your butt?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 6 months ago, 6 hours later, 11.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #670,426
@669,230 (Z-4)
That Llanowar Elves has very different artwork to mine.
@669,449 (anon)
Kinda need some fresh ideas.
(Edited 40 seconds later.)
·Anonymous Z-4 — 6 months ago, 4 days later, 11.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #670,875

Mox time.
·Anonymous Z-4 — 6 months ago, 19 hours later, 11.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #670,911

Destroy target land.
+Anonymous Z-15 — 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 11.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #670,912
Why are white people so autistic they spam cards?
·Anonymous Z-4 — 6 months ago, 3 days later, 11.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #671,143

Sarkhan
·Anonymous Z-4 — 6 months ago, 3 days later, 11.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #671,497
@670,388 (Z-4)
Storm x2
·Anonymous Z-4 — 5 months ago, 1 week later, 11.7 years after the original post[T] [B] #672,725

Storm Slayer ELSPETH
·Anonymous Z-4 — 5 months ago, 2 days later, 11.8 years after the original post[T] [B] #672,904

Omens about Dragons
·Anonymous Z-4 — 5 months ago, 3 days later, 11.8 years after the original post[T] [B] #673,120

Bark bark
·Anonymous Z-4 — 4 months ago, 3 weeks later, 11.8 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,112

Nighthawk here..
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 4 months ago, 1 day later, 11.8 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,147
@670,911 (Z-4)
I love how 1 card had 7 unique artworks and it wasn't even a a rare card.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 4 months ago, 2 minutes later, 11.8 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,148
i still have my yugioh cards
·Anonymous Z-4 — 4 months ago, 1 week later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,380

Twang!
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 4 months ago, 2 days later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,446
@previous (Z-4)
a 1/1 for 1 with 3 abilities?!
·Anonymous Z-4 — 4 months ago, 12 hours later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,455
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yes. It's uncommon too.
+Anonymous Z-17 — 4 months ago, 1 day later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,488
Magic: The Gathering® x FINAL FANTASY™ ? Why?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 4 months ago, 21 hours later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,499

Welp, this is about 15 years late, but for whatever reason it popped into my head at work yesterday.
idk if red is the correct color. At the time I figured just go with the default color for trolls since I was lacking any particular color being affiliated with him, but I think I got goblins and trolls mixed up in my head. Most trolls are probably black, right? Anyway, he's sort of a counterpart to Wall of Text, although looking at it now I'm thinking 4 might've been 1 too expensive for WoT. Or maybe that's just power creep influencing me and Murray is too cheap? I mean, if you don't have Shitpost on the field, he'd be a 0/3 for 2 and you wouldn't be able to activate the add X counters after he's in play so...
@previous (Z-17)
Who said anything about FF?
(Edited 24 minutes later.)
+Anonymous Z-18 — 4 months ago, 1 day later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,542
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
hows he speaking mid vomit?
+Anonymous Z-19 — 4 months ago, 3 days later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,619
M:tG had some sets based on other franchises and it sucks.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 4 months ago, 5 hours later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,631
@previous (Z-19)
I'll be honest, I feel like the homogenization of the art and variation of the layouts has kind of destroyed the soul. Plus power creep, of course.
·Anonymous Z-19 — 3 months ago, 4 days later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,708

Bloody sun...
+vocalon !idBFyTUGQc — 3 months ago, 4 days later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,790
felt like a genius for this one.
·vocalon !idBFyTUGQc — 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,791

trying again with a smaller file. felt like a genius for this one.
·vocalon !idBFyTUGQc — 3 months ago, 2 minutes later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,792
@674,488 (Z-17)
the prevalence of designing cards for commander sucks total ass. i really like the design on zenos, but the "when your opponent loses, you win" ruling on the shinryu transform is just fucking lame. it's basically dead text in any real format.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,797
@674,791 (vocalon !idBFyTUGQc)
lol, nice
from the looks of the kimmo thread it seems like you kept working on art too, think you could take a stab at this
@539,877 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI) ? I got some random anons to attempt it on another site some years back, but I'm kind of looking for moderate detail
with color, not either/or. Plus the color one is too narrow to fit in the image field without either cutting most of the house off or else omitting the lawn
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 3 months ago, 33 minutes later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,798
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
here's the original base image
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,799
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
and a slightly wider angle view
·vocalon !idBFyTUGQc — 3 months ago, 13 hours later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,804
@674,797 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
oh yeah that seems like fun, i'll poke at it soon
·vocalon !idBFyTUGQc — 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,805
@674,797 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 3 months ago, 27 minutes later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,806
@previous (vocalon !idBFyTUGQc)
That looks awesome! Any chance you could set the canvas to a 1.23 aspect ratio and fill some more grass at the bottom so I don't have to crop the sides off or distort it to fill the space? Also should I credit you as vocalon or is there some other alias you prefer?
·vocalon !idBFyTUGQc — 3 months ago, 30 minutes later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,807
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
oh yeah vocalon's fine
i also added some little flowers, full res:
https://i.imgur.com/gxHqWcZ.jpeg·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 3 months ago, 11 hours later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,819
@539,877 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
< --
@previous (vocalon !idBFyTUGQc)
Nice! idk if you feel like tackling any others but there's a few other itt that never got art either. They're more open-ended, concept-wise, though.
@471,123 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI) @471,124 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI) <--these two have guide images as replies
@315,290 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI) @500,355 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI) <--these don't have any guide, although for circle/jerks I had kind of imagined a top down view of cwc sitting cross-legged on the floor with pokemon/lego/sonic toys arranged around him in a circle with trollish shadowy figures outside the ring
·Anonymous Z-19 — 3 months ago, 6 days later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,852

What the F
** F****?
(Edited 33 seconds later.)
·Anonymous Z-19 — 3 months ago, 5 days later, 11.9 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,945
WOAH·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 3 months ago, 6 hours later, 12 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,947
@previous (Z-19)
At first I was seeing a moomin, but then I realized what I saw as the snout is actually a collar.
·Anonymous Z-19 — 3 months ago, 12 hours later, 12 years after the original post[T] [B] #674,952
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It's still cringe as heck.
·Anonymous Z-19 — 2 months ago, 3 weeks later, 12 years after the original post[T] [B] #675,245

Dual lands....
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 12 years after the original post[T] [B] #675,247
@previous (Z-19)
No Blue/Black?