| Breaking: Knoxville, TN, declared under a state of Martial Law.[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 10 | 90 | 10.6 years |
| ATTN: On[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 9 | 47 | 10.6 years |
| Math time![LOCKED] | On !Uvm54ORbmo | 19 | 49 | 10.6 years |
| Hey On[LOCKED] | Anon Z !*0 | 30 | 72 | 10.6 years |
| Further math time![LOCKED] | Anonymous | 5 | 38 | 10.6 years |
| Has "Bert" become a naon *and* a verb? Admit its roal.[LOCKED] | RedCream | 36 | 62 | 10.6 years |
| <Joseph> effort or: "How In-Touch Are You With Your Inner 2k15 Teen?"[LOCKED] | FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI | 5 | 47 | 10.6 years |
| time saving tips..[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 9 | 39 | 10.6 years |
| I'll tell you how I spell it.[LOCKED] | Dr.G.K.Louie Ph.D !uSk4BCgU1. | 7 | 50 | 10.6 years |
| On, question about Cities Skylines![LOCKED] | Anonymous | 12 | 46 | 10.6 years |
| my cat looks like a seal pup[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 8 | 79 | 10.6 years |
| BEEEERRRRRT BEEEEEEERRRRT BERT BERT BEEERRRRRTTTTT BERT THREATENS RAPE[LOCKED] | Emergency Bertcast System | 10 | 50 | 10.6 years |
| attn FuckAlms[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 7 | 45 | 10.6 years |
| Dear chan elitists,[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 17 | 60 | 10.6 years |
| When will the time come when people will stop giving a shit about murders?[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 28 | 63 | 10.6 years |
| Judging by what I'm reading on MC[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 8 | 64 | 10.6 years |
| hi there ducky..[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 3 | 46 | 10.6 years |
| Shoud Bert apologize to Omen for stealing valor? (Poll)[LOCKED] | The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY | 17 | 48 | 10.6 years |
| New topic on MC re: Bert and Sophie (Poll)[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 12 | 47 | 10.6 years |
| Coming soon, to a theater near you, starring Bert and Ernie(Sophie)[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 1 | 32 | 10.6 years |
| Does this recently leaked playlist of FuckAlms music surprise you? (Poll)[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 6 | 41 | 10.6 years |
| Would Bert be considered a Republican?[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 8 | 38 | 10.6 years |
| Was Chelsea right to sack Mourinho? (Poll)[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 6 | 40 | 10.6 years |
| Hey Bert[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 3 | 35 | 10.6 years |
| SPOILER WARNING: Disney Bought Star Wars and lots of neckbeards are angry[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 31 | 62 | 10.6 years |
| Unserious Fraud Apocalypse (Poll)[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 8 | 43 | 10.6 years |
| Bert found out fuckalm is female[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 8 | 56 | 10.6 years |
| Emergency Bertcast System has indicated that the emergency level has ceased.[LOCKED] | Emergency Bertcast System | 9 | 53 | 10.6 years |
| Hey Mods, regarding Star Wars Spoilers[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 6 | 40 | 10.6 years |
| bert[LOCKED] | FUCK !YAH.boners | 7 | 44 | 10.6 years |
| ATTN: On[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 28 | 54 | 10.6 years |
| attn sophie..[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 8 | 52 | 10.6 years |
| HOW TO SPAM ONLINE MESSAGE BORADS[LOCKED] | FUCK !YAH.boners | 22 | 58 | 10.6 years |
| mc mods suck feces out of the assholes of faggots..[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 14 | 56 | 10.6 years |
| listen up....if tc is to survive..[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 9 | 50 | 10.6 years |
| Image you must decide who will die (Poll)[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 4 | 44 | 10.6 years |
| Sophie defends Bert!!![LOCKED] | Anonymous | 9 | 45 | 10.6 years |
| Why do long distance relationships hardly work?[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 17 | 56 | 10.6 years |
| BEEEERRRRRT BEEEEEEERRRRT BERT BERT BEEERRRRRTTTTT... WARNING.. WARNING..[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 4 | 47 | 10.6 years |
| Bert, just FUCK OFF will you?[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 3 | 37 | 10.6 years |
| Im going to bed..[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 6 | 36 | 10.6 years |
| I love my Christians friend but[LOCKED] | 💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc | 9 | 50 | 10.6 years |
| Does Emma's (Frank's) leaked transition timeline surprise you? (Poll)[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 6 | 48 | 10.6 years |
| hey Bert, read immediately[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 2 | 44 | 10.6 years |
| Just saw the new Star Wars movie[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 3 | 47 | 10.6 years |
| Breaking News just in. (One hour late) (Poll)[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 16 | 50 | 10.6 years |
| BEEEERRRRRT BEEEEEEERRRRT BERT BERT BEEERRRRRTTTTT TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY!!![LOCKED] | Emergency Bertcast System | 5 | 39 | 10.6 years |
| I need advice[LOCKED] | Anonymous | 6 | 41 | 10.6 years |
| City life tips and tricks[LOCKED] | Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 | 8 | 38 | 10.6 years |
| Ew what[LOCKED] | 💄ducky👗 !MwWb.dJjRc | 12 | 51 | 10.6 years |