Topic: The FND Outbreak and You!

+TC-DeptOfDefense !8x8z91r9YM — 10.6 years ago #44,382

Dear TinyComrades,

A dark plague is spreading from sea to shining sea and has darkened the kingdom of TinyChania and neighboring territories.

Since the FND outbreak has been upgraded to Class 5, there is no time left nor place to evacuate to.

TC's top scientists did not evem believe a class 4 outbreak was possible previously with certain safeguards in place and at the time, even in very whyte regions, the outlook wasn't grate with a CL4 outbreak... I don't have any statistics for a CL5 outbreak, but I can only comment that the survival rates look bleak.

If you are not already in a bunker, basement, or shelter, it is advised you hole up anywhere you can and attempt to contact the RRM hotline. The RRM is coordinating with the TCSD, TPT, and other various TC task forces to preserve Class A-C personnel and gold users. At this point in time the coalition led by the RRM is still attempting hotspot extractions.

The Council and RRM has stated that the FND is a direct result of reptilian subterfuge and all casualties of the outbreak were doomed by the squamous ones and reptilian sympathizing statist scum.

Please arm yourself with hand sanitizer, tinfoil, and whatever weapons are available to you.

May Satan, Cthulhu, or whatever be with you all in this dark hour.

Pray for our agents and the success of Operation Whyte Wash... this is the last line of defense against the FND pandemic.

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+TC-DeptOfOffense — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #485,461

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Thanks for your update. However, to make sure all Tinychania members to receive adequate notice of warning, it is best if you notify the Emergency Broadcast System of TC.

If you have not done so, please do so at this time.

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·TC-DeptOfDefense !8x8z91r9YM (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #485,466

@previous (TC-DeptOfOffense )
Duly noted. A memo to the concerned parties has been sent in accordance with the November-India-Golf-Golf-Echo-Romeo protocol.

·TC-DeptOfOffense — 10.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #485,468

@previous (TC-DeptOfDefense !8x8z91r9YM)
Copy on the November-India-Golf-Golf-Echo-Romeo.

Make sure that the September-Pie-Obama-Obama-Kite-Sky don't see these memos.

Good call on using protocol.

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