Topic: BEEEERRRRRT BEEEEEEERRRRT BERT BERT BEEERRRRRTTTTT Bert cries on TC about being banned from MC
+Emergency Bertcast System !*0 — 10.6 years ago #44,356
This is an EBS update. This is not an emergency, but just an update on what protocol needs to be followed.
https://www.tinychan.org/topic/44354
Now is the time to prepare a Pity Party for Bert. We need beer, a piano and player(must be able to play funeral music), a shitload of Wendy's food, and a bunch of crying babies to make this a successful Pity Party.
Please keep all alcohol and Wendy's food away from Bert at all costs. If he consumes these items, he will wind up raping someone, and most likely the victim will be a male.
Any other info you need, please speak to ON or Dr. Louie.
https://www.tinychan.org/topic/44354
Now is the time to prepare a Pity Party for Bert. We need beer, a piano and player(must be able to play funeral music), a shitload of Wendy's food, and a bunch of crying babies to make this a successful Pity Party.
Please keep all alcohol and Wendy's food away from Bert at all costs. If he consumes these items, he will wind up raping someone, and most likely the victim will be a male.
Any other info you need, please speak to ON or Dr. Louie.
+Anonymous B — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #485,177
+Anonymous C — 10.6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #485,196
·Emergency Bertcast System !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #485,197
@485,177 (B)Er mah gawd....
STAT..... STAT.... Start enema cleansing on this man's ass immediately!!!
You... In the purple "hello kitty" beanie cap, start an IV in the left arm with 5cc drip.
You, ducky, take his blood pressure and check his heart rate.
Dr. Louie, finish that joint and feel an enema bag up with bleach, ammonia and a cap full of water
On, supervise Dr. Louie and make sure he doesn't smoke any more weed.
Now........ We need a volunteer to stick the enema hose up this man's ass...
Anyone?
Anyone?
No Bert, you can't put your hose in his ass, you already victimized this poor soul.
Dammit people, get moving before this disease takes control of this man's body......
(Edited 1 minute later.)
+Anonymous D — 10.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #485,198
@previous (Emergency Bertcast System !*0)
> Now........ We need a volunteer to stick the enema hose up this man's ass...
That is a job for Wade. Man ass is his territory.
> Now........ We need a volunteer to stick the enema hose up this man's ass...
That is a job for Wade. Man ass is his territory.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,201
Wait a minute.... Bert, you just claimed you were the victim???CANCEL THE ENEMA....
FALSE ALARM...
BERT HAS INFILTRATED TC....
(Edited 1 minute later.)
+Anonymous E — 10.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,264
+Anonymous F — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,284
> If he consumes these items, he will wind up raping someone, and most likely the victim will be a male.
Are trannies safe?
Are trannies safe?
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,289
·Emergency Bertcast System !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,291
·Emergency Bertcast System !*0 (OP) — 10.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,294
·On !Uvm54ORbmo — 10.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #485,323
IMPORTANT UPDATE
Bert has officially declared his comeback:
https://www.tinychan.org/topic/44370
Everyone into the bunker, constant bombarding of drunken bawwwww are on its way
Bert has officially declared his comeback:
https://www.tinychan.org/topic/44370
Everyone into the bunker, constant bombarding of drunken bawwwww are on its way
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