Topic: I am confident at least 10 women have masturbated thinking about me

+Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e — 10 months ago #66,786

Yet it feels so impossible
To love a woman
And to share the world with one
Anymore
Sweaty thighs
Closed eyes
Wet fingers
Curved backs
If I was there
Some bottom smacks
But I’m not and she was thinking
Thinking of a version of me
That exists back in time
It has been too long
I have seduced them a few times
What has changed

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10 months ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #664,932

hey im sweaty it could be me

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,933

im too dramatic man i open this i think about the world and how the world is so small and like did i even tell U i found the entire neopets gang and we r on discord. like this world is so small and the internet is also part of this small world. we r in this 2gether guys.

·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,934

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Yeah you told me, I was surprised that such a group continued.
You know one of my old friends from neopets she was a nice cute religious farm girl from America and we were just friends and she went on webcam one day and I was honestly distracted by something important and she thought I was just disgusted by her, man I regret that, I lost her email. She was nice. I didn’t want her to feel bad.

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,935

@previous (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
Also sorry I didn’t reply to email you know I’m a rude dude

+Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,936

@previous (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
Takes forever for ducky to reply to my email.

·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,938

@previous (C)
I posted her a remote control buttplug like 8 years ago she keeps in a drawer and I just buzz it until she checks her email. Like a bat signal, buttplug signal.

·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 58 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,939

@previous (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
TMI

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10 months ago, 14 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,940

@664,935 (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
its ok im also technologically illiterate, when i saw this i checked the email for notifications cuz otherwise idk

o that might still keep her up at night

one time i was.......... oh wait was this u actually idk. lol. was it u? i went on cam and u or another british dude did but u or he didnt know the cam was on and u or him had ur or his dick out 🤔 either way I still have contact with both of you somehow

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10 months ago, 17 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,942

@664,938 (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
LMFAP FJFJTJTIRON

·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,943

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Not a single letter computes.

·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,944

@664,940 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Meh once it was me with dick out but I can’t remember why I was even flustered, because I was always jerking with the babes 😎
Not farm girl though, I hope she’s happy now.

·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 10 months ago, 27 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,945

@664,943 (C)
It’s an onomatopoeia of the noise it makes.
Are you a cute girl?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,946

@664,944 (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
i hope were all happy except for anyone that has ever hurt my feelings ever

·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,947

@664,945 (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
Nope 100% male nor have I shared my dick on cam for net.

·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 10 months ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,948

@previous (C)
I once scanned my dick and balls in the printer and posted it to 4chan, some dude commented I had a dirty ballsack because there was like some dirt maybe glitter in there. But he was looking at my 15 year old ball sack, pranked.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 13 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #664,950

@previous (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
A BF of ducky offered to show me photos of her nude and I declined. ducky did live stream her ample cleavage years ago.
NICE Very Very Very Nice.

Now 1000+ women have seen me totally nude. Of course that's cause of the many nude beaches and nude resorts in my life.
NEVER Erected of course.

· !GmgU93SCyE — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #664,969

@664,948 (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
Has it grown up?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10 months ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #664,972

@664,948 (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
AHAHAHAHAHHA

@664,950 (C)
lmao i lost so much weight since then. no more cleavage happening here :(

·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 40 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #664,973

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
TMI

+Anonymous Z-80 — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #664,988

@664,972 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Ouch.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 10 months ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #664,993

one time i walked down the street downtown and across the sidewalk an american (i know frum accent and boldness) "u aint wearing a bra????" so awkward everyone turned to look at my tits i said "no im not" the end

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+Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 9 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #664,994

@664,950 (C)
A memory of a pair of boobies seared in to your brain. The power of a pair of boobs. I don’t want to discuss duckys body that is rude.
I did once however convince Ducky to pose nude for me to practice life drawing and I was shaking from what I was seeing and kept pressing my pencil down too hard and breaking the lead. I was sharpening the pencil over and over and she kept sighing at me, her boobs wobble when she sighs. It wasn’t a good drawing and when she saw it she said I should start with stick figures and then walked off with my pencil in her mouth. She’s a classy nude model to me not a sexy object.

Do you surf in the nude?

·Anonymous D — 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #664,996

@previous (E)
No because tried that one time and board bruises skin so easy.
So, I must ask IF you came while doing the drawing?

·Anonymous E — 10 months ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #664,997

@previous (D)
Do the young fit hunks surf naked? Hair flowing in the wind?
No i was making art I was not doing sexual touching. She said I used to jerk off in my sleep and she said she knew when I was because there’d be a break in the snoring.

·Anonymous C — 10 months ago, 28 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #665,009

@previous (E)
Very rare for anyone to surf in the buff.
> She said I used to jerk off in my sleep and she said she knew when I was because there’d be a break in the snoring.
LoL
I am SURE I was moving out of the limp zone when I viewed her cleavage.

+Anonymous F — 10 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #665,019

· !GmgU93SCyE — 10 months ago, 56 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #665,029

@previous (F)
Looking at her is a good way to need to vomit.

·anon — 10 months ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,364

dito.

· !tr.t4dJfuU — 10 months ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,513

Gavin learning about the Magic Orgasm Button.
https://tinychan.net/topic/18760

+Anonymous G — 10 months ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,534

@previous (!tr.t4dJfuU)
What a life I’ve lived
And I’m still addicted to trolling 😎

+Anonymous H — 10 months ago, 7 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #665,546

@664,973 (C)
> TMI
that's a 2-way street

@OP
I came here to say "I am confident at least 10 users didn't ask"
but then I saw it's a Gavin post, so now I feel like my snark is wasted because I think you're funny, so there's no venom in my words.

TinyChan