
It was a progressive school in England so they taught us about masturbation as an alternative to sex.
Well our support teacher was explaining female masturbation to the group and she said
"The clitoris is like a little button you can find if you pull back the skin near your vagina."
"And if you press it and rub it you feel good."
Now I remembered this because I was mindblown. I had seen some vaginas at this age but the labia majora were enlarged like all young ladies. I had not seen this magical button!
Long story short the first time I had sex I found her clitoris and kept pressing it like a button thinking it gave her pleasure.
I was jabbing away at it for a fair amount of time thinking I was the best at sex ever.
Afterwards she looked me in the eyes and said "You know, what you were doing to my clitoris was weird."
I said "But I thought it worked like a button?"
And she said "No my lover, do not think of it as a button to press, but use your thumb like it's an analogue stick"
The analogue stick was new technology at that point but oh boy did that sound like 100 year old wisdom!
All your sex experiences are bad. :(
@previous (B)
Well, at least the rapey ones.