Topic: Ducky your friend Gaven. Thanks for the mammaries.
+Anonymous A — 6.1 years ago #55,682
https://tinychan.net/topic/18762Topic: I used to regularly give myself enemas with the shower hose but I underestimated the danger.
Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 7.3 years ago
I wouldn't insert the hose inside my tight hole but I'd push it so there was an airtight seal.
Then I'd turn the shower on, clench my anus, turn off the shower, and shake around the bathroom.
Bounce up and down, shake it all around, loosen some of the plant based anal matter clinging to my colon.
Then I'd sit on the toilet, spray out all the water and little nuggets would shoot out too.
Rinse (pun) and repeat I'd clean out my butt pretty well and sleep easy.
Well one day I turned the shower on too high and it hit the side of my colon, the pain was insane.
It was the second worst pain ever.
So I turned off the shower, looked sideways, then collapses on the floor.
I passed out and my mother walked in to me naked on the floor, the water and poop nuggets had poured out my ass.
I didn't want to tell her I was using her shower to clean my ass so I said I fell off the toilet and onto the floor, banging my head and then I peed and pooped all over the floor while passed out.
To this day 31% of the time when I use the toilet at her house she asks if I need a toilet rail to prevent falling off.
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ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 7.3 years ago, 17 minutes later.
cant stop giggling
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 6.1 years ago, 1 day later[T] [B] #584,534
....k
+Syntax — 6.1 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #584,584
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
ah damn that was a fun thread to review
How such a weak person could call self ninjj is beyond my ability to comprentate and that's a made up word
So of course on the Koi Pond I was trolling that weak pathetic ninjj.
I never reviewed those threads or I wood have let tteh No that in fact that prior to imgur as only option to post exif data was available - A Reminder in fact - Mod Meta kept telling Matt to change his camera settings YET over almost two full years Matt paid no attention
AND Frankly not until some clone on TC of Me - posted a pic of a new place of biz by Matt with the exif data - Did I bother to go and look at a few old images which were just Fantastic for amusement.
There must be Gobbles of images on MC loaded with such data PRIOR 2Imgur as option - Imgur sucks on Gif images Just SUCKS
The meeting I should already be rolling on road - They decided to change agenda to let the Software crew do a Loooooong Question Answer session which wood be waste of my time albeit wood end up helping to fill my wallet but I need to buy some Lumber for Spring Garden and some more Pots for my Basil Farm as my seedlings are now READY 4 Transplant NOW -
So will do this and go to meeting that is scheduled to last 4 fuckin Hours 4 HOURS and I am only going to be there for a 15 minute and I timed it twice dissertation on Y all the Hardware designers need to take a course in Plumbing nor am I kidding - Have Exhibit of Plumbing (Microwave pipes n tubes (Rectangular) and ''Explain 2them all, why the printed circuit technology as current state of art is NOT near good enough for 6G and makes 7G impossible - Nor is Q the company to solve such problems as it's area of expertise no one on board has including ME -
A reminder - The first laser was invented YEARS B4 one could actually work which is also true of the first Transistors - Great idea on paper but no current technology to make THEM
So I can make working models in the labs but translating in2 something that can be manufactured? Not so much at all Currently
Toodles
ah damn that was a fun thread to review
How such a weak person could call self ninjj is beyond my ability to comprentate and that's a made up word
So of course on the Koi Pond I was trolling that weak pathetic ninjj.
I never reviewed those threads or I wood have let tteh No that in fact that prior to imgur as only option to post exif data was available - A Reminder in fact - Mod Meta kept telling Matt to change his camera settings YET over almost two full years Matt paid no attention
AND Frankly not until some clone on TC of Me - posted a pic of a new place of biz by Matt with the exif data - Did I bother to go and look at a few old images which were just Fantastic for amusement.
There must be Gobbles of images on MC loaded with such data PRIOR 2Imgur as option - Imgur sucks on Gif images Just SUCKS
The meeting I should already be rolling on road - They decided to change agenda to let the Software crew do a Loooooong Question Answer session which wood be waste of my time albeit wood end up helping to fill my wallet but I need to buy some Lumber for Spring Garden and some more Pots for my Basil Farm as my seedlings are now READY 4 Transplant NOW -
So will do this and go to meeting that is scheduled to last 4 fuckin Hours 4 HOURS and I am only going to be there for a 15 minute and I timed it twice dissertation on Y all the Hardware designers need to take a course in Plumbing nor am I kidding - Have Exhibit of Plumbing (Microwave pipes n tubes (Rectangular) and ''Explain 2them all, why the printed circuit technology as current state of art is NOT near good enough for 6G and makes 7G impossible - Nor is Q the company to solve such problems as it's area of expertise no one on board has including ME -
A reminder - The first laser was invented YEARS B4 one could actually work which is also true of the first Transistors - Great idea on paper but no current technology to make THEM
So I can make working models in the labs but translating in2 something that can be manufactured? Not so much at all Currently
Toodles
+Anonymous D — 6.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #584,591
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·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 6.1 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #584,611
mhm.
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+Anonymous H — 6.1 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #584,785
wat
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