Topic: I used to regularly give myself enemas with the shower hose but I underestimated the danger.

+Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu — 13.4 years ago #18,762

I used to unscrew the shower head off the shower hose and place it on my rump.
I wouldn't insert the hose inside my tight hole but I'd push it so there was an airtight seal.

Then I'd turn the shower on, clench my anus, turn off the shower, and shake around the bathroom.
Bounce up and down, shake it all around, loosen some of the plant based anal matter clinging to my colon.
Then I'd sit on the toilet, spray out all the water and little nuggets would shoot out too.

Rinse (pun) and repeat I'd clean out my butt pretty well and sleep easy.
Well one day I turned the shower on too high and it hit the side of my colon, the pain was insane.
It was the second worst pain ever.

So I turned off the shower, looked sideways, then collapses on the floor.
I passed out and my mother walked in to me naked on the floor, the water and poop nuggets had poured out my ass.
I didn't want to tell her I was using her shower to clean my ass so I said I fell off the toilet and onto the floor, banging my head and then I peed and pooped all over the floor while passed out.

To this day 31% of the time when I use the toilet at her house she asks if I need a toilet rail to prevent falling off.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.4 years ago, 17 minutes later[T] [B] #229,244

cant stop giggling

+Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #229,271

You can even hit certain nerves by pushing too hard and pass the fuck out. I've seen it multiple times at work.

+Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,570

@OP

I posted this pic once and asked if anyone else used the shower as a mouthwash. I always do this, especially when I smell someone's bad breath and can't get the smell out of my mouth.

Then someone said they use that as an enema. That was you?! Damn dooo000000000000000000ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?????

Why would someone get an enema unless they were old and constipated? I mean, most stuff I eat makes me have to shit. Corn, peas, peanuts, yogurt, most nuts, etc.

> I passed out and my mother walked in to me naked on the floor, the water and poop nuggets had poured out my ass.

I suspect you're kidding, but if not, well enemas fuck up your electrolytes and everything.

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 19 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,572

@229,271 (C)

He could've cracked his head.

·Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu (OP) — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,575

@229,570 (D)
Hey that was me brother, nice to see you again.

It just makes you feel clean. Like when you wipe with a baby wipe and your butthole feels clean?
Well it feels like that, inside!
And you feel empty.

I don't enema that often so I doubt it's ruined my electrolytes.

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 6 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,576

@229,572 (D)
He really could have. I've seen that as well. Usually they vomit, pass out, fall off the toilet, and hit their heads very hard.

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,589

@229,575 (Gavin !!KyvSN1WTu)

> It just makes you feel clean. Like when you wipe with a baby wipe and your butthole feels clean?

I don't think that'll help. There's always bacteria in there and if they die, then bad bacteria come in. You have better success with your mouth and it keeps bacteria off your teeth, and all the bacteria in people's mouths are bad.

> I don't enema that often so I doubt it's ruined my electrolytes.

Why'd you pass out?

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,599

@previous (D)
He probably stimulated his Vagus nerve, which runs to the anus. Thats how it usually happens.

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,605

@previous (C)

He had an anal orgasm?

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 30 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,607

@previous (D)
No.

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,608

@previous (C)

That's what it sounds like.

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,610

@previous (D)
No, its when you stimulate that nerve (not the prostate) you can pass out.

·Anonymous D — 13.4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,630

@previous (C)

The moment he inserted the shower nozzle into his rectum he came and started pooping!

·Anonymous C — 13.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #229,638

@previous (D)
Okay, that was pretty funny.

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