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| My state security forces have penetrated deeper inside of the Russian federatio… | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| We find ourselves deep inside of a Mexican… | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
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| Do you want me to sign an executive order to bring back capital punishment in R… | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| The commie bastard you are. You don’t want freedom! I support the oligarchs… | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| I have balls of steel. I am the successor of Stalin! | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| Quit acting like a tsar Putin, you’ve got no authority, your balls are tiny, … | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| I have always had a soft spot for democracy. | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| I won 100% of the vote. You have rigged the election against me. You are clearl… | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| Putin, you are an enemy of the state. How dare you oppose me? | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| We need to create a democracy for the Russian people! Vladimir Putin has rigged… | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| Now you are just talking nonsense. You are nothing but a fool! | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| I am putting you under arrest as president for attempting to put the president … | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| You have no authority. | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| You don’t have the authority to put me under arrest Mr. president, I am the p… | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| Traitors to the state who support western Nazism are in violating of our nation… | My Response to the Russian President’s Statement (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
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| Tbh censorship is bad, but governments that were smart enough to police the int… | Neurotypical brains are a product of the Industrial Revolution. (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
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| There are some places where they keep a record of the license plate number of e… | Neurotypical brains are a product of the Industrial Revolution. (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| Isn't "assume the government is watching" the default setting now? | Neurotypical brains are a product of the Industrial Revolution. (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
| *bleh | Im tired (1.5 year old) | 1.4 year |
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| But you apparently still know what OP is referring to, in order to make that co… | Herobrine (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
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| But then shouldn't there have been a surge in 3rd party interest if unaffiliate… | Someone on this board told me months ago to not worry about Project 2025 (1.4 year old) | 1.4 year |
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