Topic: 100% guaranteed best way to eat pussy
+Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e — 6 months ago #67,503
you smudge your face in ok
and then you re-enact angry gangster scenes from movies
And the talk and pressing and stuff makes her go goo gah
I once did it with Malcom x speeches
Also works
+Anonymous B — 6 months ago, 5 hours later[T] [B] #670,549
you've never eaten pussy in your life.
·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 6 months ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #670,551
@previous (B)
YOUR DICK STINKS!
(Edited 8 seconds later.)
+Anonymous C — 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #670,575
@previous (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
yeah. it stinks of pussy.
·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 6 months ago, 7 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #670,601
@previous (C)
no wonder you don’t believe in eating pussy
you only get stinky ones 👃
+Anonymous D — 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #670,604
I don’t know if this is gay or anything, but between eating the pussy between a woman’s legs and eating an actual cat, if someone presents me with an actual dead cat, and the meat is cooked well, and you give me some BBQ sauce and it’s seasoned well and you give me the option to eat a pussy instead. I’ve never had a pet cat.
I don’t know if that’s gay, I don’t know if that’s what, but I’m putting it out there that it might be a more pleasurable experience to eat some delicious meat. Maybe cat meat tastes good. I don’t know. I’m just saying.
·Anonymous D — 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #670,605
What’s a pussy taste like? Skin? Sweat? Dried blood? The urine that drips down from your urethra but women like to get offended if you mention that your pee comes out from between your legs and your vagina is between your legs and your urethra is above your vagina and gravity pulls liquids down. Apparently it’s offensive to women to say that. I’ve eaten fluids that came out of my own penis and I don’t feel good about it.
·Anonymous D — 6 months ago, 44 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #670,606
At least with eating a cat there’s like meat fibers.
https://youtu.be/M930FDIaSLA·Anonymous D — 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #670,607
I hate that I have the same taste in BBQ sauce brands as Mark Zuckerberg. I hate that there’s anything similar about us.
·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 6 months ago, 20 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #670,612
@670,605 (D)
Nothing wrong with eating your own seed
I make the noise of the telletubbies hoover when I eat mine back up
+Anonymous E — 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #670,613
@previous (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
Nope, there’s something wrong with it. There’s no point in lying to myself about it.
+Anonymous F — 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #670,645
@670,549 (B)
the only thing OP eats is cock
+Anonymous G — 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #670,647
The closest OPenis has ever gotten to pussy is when his mom gave birth to him.
·Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e (OP) — 6 months ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #670,648
@previous (G)
@670,645 (F)
Why are you butthurt
I am a pussy familiar
·Anonymous F — 6 months ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #670,649
@previous (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)
> I am a familiar to pussy.
fify
+Anonymous H — 6 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #670,667
@670,648 (Gavin !!FuSdYgg+0e)(Edited 1 minute later.)
+ok — 6 months ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #670,908
ok
+Anonymous J — 6 months ago, 19 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #670,986
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
this. lick the entire slit up and down and pull the lips(if she got a nice outie) and make sure the whole nose in the butthole so you can stick the tongue deep. careful cuz tongue cramps are a thing.
+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #671,010
@670,605 (D)
It tastes like sweat and pennies