Topic: Guess what I saw in my basement today? I SAW A LOLI :3 :3
+SrsBusiness !OhAVnGQ53A — 14.9 years ago #9,962
When I like to saw lolis, I like to use a panel hacksaw. I found that hacksaws are most effective at sawing through the loli's bone tissue; a regular hand saw can cut through the flesh, but you really need a hacksaw to completely sever the loli's limbs. I like to start with the feet. Be use to have a hot iron handy so you can cauterize the loli's wounds so it doesn't bleed to death or die from shock before you can finish sawing it.
Once you've sawed off all of the loli's limbs, throw it in a swimming pool or the ocean. I find sometimes it's fun to leave one arm remaining, so you can watch the loli flail about for a while. Some people ask me my opinion on using chainsaws to saw lolis. Personally, I don't like them. While more efficient, chainsaws make too much noise, so you can't enjoy hearing the loli scream in pain. I only recommend chainsaws if your're on a loli genocide and need to saw multiple lolis in a quick amount of time.
How do you guys like to saw lolis?
Once you've sawed off all of the loli's limbs, throw it in a swimming pool or the ocean. I find sometimes it's fun to leave one arm remaining, so you can watch the loli flail about for a while. Some people ask me my opinion on using chainsaws to saw lolis. Personally, I don't like them. While more efficient, chainsaws make too much noise, so you can't enjoy hearing the loli scream in pain. I only recommend chainsaws if your're on a loli genocide and need to saw multiple lolis in a quick amount of time.
How do you guys like to saw lolis?
+gerk !dxmmibC0oI — 14.9 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #135,341
boners
+Anonymous C — 14.9 years ago, 49 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #135,342
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WARNING! This is not a joke! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she finally died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now you must repost this immediately and she will haunt someone else and forget about you.
Example: Jenny didn't believe this and deleted it without even reading the whole thing! A few days later on the monday night, she was woken up by loud footsteps and heavy breathing, there was Clarissa...
·SrsBusiness !OhAVnGQ53A (OP) — 14.9 years ago, 0 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #135,344
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