Topic: The Internet Lumberjack died on 6 September 2011.
+Anonymous A — 14.5 years ago #9,852
Bob's dead.And this is even sadder:
> Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.
(Edited 29 seconds later.)
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 14.5 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #134,181
No.+Gentlemen !22M2wEkk5k — 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #134,182
I actually feel bad for Bob.
He spent almost 30 years raising that spoilt manchild and Chris has and never will amount to anything. Bob was the better parent, plus he invented something.
Rest in piece Bob.
I know it's dark, but I can't wait to see Chris' reaction OTI to all this. Probably a case of "yeah he died, lemme go play god of war plz"
He spent almost 30 years raising that spoilt manchild and Chris has and never will amount to anything. Bob was the better parent, plus he invented something.
Rest in piece Bob.
I know it's dark, but I can't wait to see Chris' reaction OTI to all this. Probably a case of "yeah he died, lemme go play god of war plz"
·Anonymous A (OP) — 14.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #134,186
+Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw — 14.5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #134,187
look at the names in the comments
> Soni Chuman (AL )
> Snorlax Chandler
> Soni Chuman (AL )
> Snorlax Chandler
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 14.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #134,188
I wonder if he dropped any good loot.·Anonymous A (OP) — 14.5 years ago, 48 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #134,189
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Yes. Bob dropped Barb and his retard son Chris into a house that's falling apart.
Yes. Bob dropped Barb and his retard son Chris into a house that's falling apart.
+Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c — 14.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #134,211
@134,188 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Two hundred plus pounds of worthless crap. If his wife's smart she'll vendor that shit quick.
Two hundred plus pounds of worthless crap. If his wife's smart she'll vendor that shit quick.
+Killer Lettuce !!rz19_o?_9 — 14.5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #134,215
@134,182 (Gentlemen !22M2wEkk5k)
Yeah, he didn't seem to give a shit when Bob was hospitalised, and he's been unfazed by deaths in the past. If anything he'll probably look at it in terms of how it inconveniences him.
@134,189 (A)
I think that things are going to go downhill quickly in the Chandler household. Only time will tell...
Yeah, he didn't seem to give a shit when Bob was hospitalised, and he's been unfazed by deaths in the past. If anything he'll probably look at it in terms of how it inconveniences him.
@134,189 (A)
I think that things are going to go downhill quickly in the Chandler household. Only time will tell...
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 14.5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #134,216
@134,189 (A)> his retard son Chris
@134,211 (Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c)
> Two hundred plus pounds of worthless crap.
·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c — 14.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #134,219
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Yeah it was said already, but I felt like saying it my way anyways.
Yeah it was said already, but I felt like saying it my way anyways.
+Anonymous G — 14.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #134,231
well, that's going to get a lot of page views.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 14.5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #134,245
·Anonymous A (OP) — 14.5 years ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #134,264
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFIeZjib1Bw
Frank Garrett is dead too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFIeZjib1Bw
Frank Garrett is dead too.
+unit1337 — 14.5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #134,265
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 14.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #134,270
·Anonymous A (OP) — 14.5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #134,288
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Yep. He was a legend in the prank call community. He was the one who coined the phrase:
> Hey, does your momma still got, uh, worms crawling outta her pussy?
Yep. He was a legend in the prank call community. He was the one who coined the phrase:
> Hey, does your momma still got, uh, worms crawling outta her pussy?
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #134,291
+Mudpuppy !KdGB2Cav.o — 14.5 years ago, 46 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #134,323
I wonder if this wil force Chris to look for a job
+Fuchs !!vJe)YNi]p — 14.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #134,325
·Netrogo !AiQkqOKm/c — 14.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #134,329
@134,323 (Mudpuppy !KdGB2Cav.o)
I give it a week before he's on the 'tubes' demanding donations for us somehow killing his father.
I give it a week before he's on the 'tubes' demanding donations for us somehow killing his father.
·Anonymous F — 14.5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #134,350
@134,323 (Mudpuppy !KdGB2Cav.o)
His worry that employers will be put off if they Google his name or something might actually happen. Nobody would employ him after 5 minutes on the Cwcki.
His worry that employers will be put off if they Google his name or something might actually happen. Nobody would employ him after 5 minutes on the Cwcki.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 14.5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #134,362
·Anonymous A (OP) — 14.5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #134,643
THIS JUST IN
Cole Smithey says he is "glad" Bob is dead.
Cole Smithey says he is "glad" Bob is dead.
·Anonymous I — 14.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #134,650
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 14.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #134,696
+Anonymous L — 14.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #134,702
·Anonymous F — 14.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #134,703
·Anonymous A (OP) — 14.5 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #134,774
@134,696 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yeah but somebody actually called Cole and told him Bob was dead.
He is actually a bit sad that his stepfather died.
Yeah but somebody actually called Cole and told him Bob was dead.
He is actually a bit sad that his stepfather died.
·Mudpuppy !KdGB2Cav.o — 14.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #134,829
@previous (A)
He's probably more upset that random people are calling him with news he already know. Even more sad at the state of his half brother and how the Internet has linked the two of them.
He's probably more upset that random people are calling him with news he already know. Even more sad at the state of his half brother and how the Internet has linked the two of them.
+Anonymous M — 14.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #134,841
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyMoams7EMw
He spent the last 30 years of his life trying to turn Chris into something resembling a human being.
When Chris claims he was 'held down and his screams recorded' in elementary school, Bob bought another house in a different district so his wife could live there with his son and go to a different school.
When Chris refused to shake anyone's hand after graduation, and ran the wrong way up the aisle crying BECAUSE THE SCHOOL DIDN'T GIVE HIM ANY AWARDS FOR HIS SHITTY ART, Bob put his foot down instead of coddling Chris like Barb.
When Chris wanted to sit around masturbating all day, Bob made him go get an education in a field at least remotely profitable (CADD).
When Chris claimed that he was kicked out the Game n Hobby Place for harassing customers, Bob stood up for him.
When Chris racked up $5,000 in debt buying video games, Bob managed his finances and helped pay some of it off to avoid the crippling interest rates.
Do you really think a 75 year old man could comprehend the idea of a worldwide trolling campaign against his son? Don't you think he has a right to be a dick to the 12 year olds who call his house at 1 in the morning screaming JUUUUULAAAAAAY for 'epic lulz'?
Bob was a hero. Any other person in the world would have drowned Chris in the bathtub before his 10th birthday. Not Bob. He looked at the pale, lumpy, mascara-wearing lump of a son he was cursed with and said "Let's see what we can make out of you."
-Anonymous /v/irgin
He spent the last 30 years of his life trying to turn Chris into something resembling a human being.
When Chris claims he was 'held down and his screams recorded' in elementary school, Bob bought another house in a different district so his wife could live there with his son and go to a different school.
When Chris refused to shake anyone's hand after graduation, and ran the wrong way up the aisle crying BECAUSE THE SCHOOL DIDN'T GIVE HIM ANY AWARDS FOR HIS SHITTY ART, Bob put his foot down instead of coddling Chris like Barb.
When Chris wanted to sit around masturbating all day, Bob made him go get an education in a field at least remotely profitable (CADD).
When Chris claimed that he was kicked out the Game n Hobby Place for harassing customers, Bob stood up for him.
When Chris racked up $5,000 in debt buying video games, Bob managed his finances and helped pay some of it off to avoid the crippling interest rates.
Do you really think a 75 year old man could comprehend the idea of a worldwide trolling campaign against his son? Don't you think he has a right to be a dick to the 12 year olds who call his house at 1 in the morning screaming JUUUUULAAAAAAY for 'epic lulz'?
Bob was a hero. Any other person in the world would have drowned Chris in the bathtub before his 10th birthday. Not Bob. He looked at the pale, lumpy, mascara-wearing lump of a son he was cursed with and said "Let's see what we can make out of you."
-Anonymous /v/irgin
·Mudpuppy !KdGB2Cav.o — 14.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #134,855
@previous (M)
bs. Bob was an asshole. He told Chris not to get a job or work so his monthly tug boat will pay out more. He fed him games and comics all his life so that's how Chris learnt his morals. If Bob had stopped Chris getting those Sonic games once he reached 21 and forced him to get a job he wouldn't be the Internet lolcow he is today
bs. Bob was an asshole. He told Chris not to get a job or work so his monthly tug boat will pay out more. He fed him games and comics all his life so that's how Chris learnt his morals. If Bob had stopped Chris getting those Sonic games once he reached 21 and forced him to get a job he wouldn't be the Internet lolcow he is today
·Anonymous A (OP) — 14.5 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #134,913
@previous (Mudpuppy !KdGB2Cav.o)
Granted, that's true, but Bob's first two children became a doctor and a mathematician. Barb spawned a film critic. It was Barb's genes, and not Bob's, that caused Chris to degenerate into an autistic manchild.
Granted, that's true, but Bob's first two children became a doctor and a mathematician. Barb spawned a film critic. It was Barb's genes, and not Bob's, that caused Chris to degenerate into an autistic manchild.
+Balfomoar !v.HDBoners — 14.5 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #134,916
andy whitfield died :(
+Nameshy !Shy.4vXjCM — 14.5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #134,918
@previous (Balfomoar !v.HDBoners)
YEAH FUCKING ANDY WHITFIELD DIED HE WAS AN HERO ON FREDDIEW'S VIDEO also that spartacus thing
YEAH FUCKING ANDY WHITFIELD DIED HE WAS AN HERO ON FREDDIEW'S VIDEO also that spartacus thing
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 14.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #134,930
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 14.5 years ago, 15 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #135,055
·Anonymous A (OP) — 14.5 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #135,299
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yeah, that's because he didn't get Bob's super genes. Cole Smithy came from Barb's tainted eggs.
Yeah, that's because he didn't get Bob's super genes. Cole Smithy came from Barb's tainted eggs.
·Anonymous M — 14.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #135,306
@134,855 (Mudpuppy !KdGB2Cav.o)
> He told Chris not to get a job or work so his monthly tug boat will pay out more.
That was AFTER Chris gained much infamy in the workplace. Besides, if one can get more money from doing nothing than from going through the effort to try and maintain a job and take random drug tests, then why not?
> He fed him games and comics all his life so that's how Chris learnt his morals.
He was just trying to protect the general public by keeping Chris to his bedroom. Lord knows he's at a high risk of being a rapist.
> If Bob had stopped Chris getting those Sonic games once he reached 21 and forced him to get a job he wouldn't be the Internet lolcow he is today
If Bob had known just what kind of trouble that damn blue hedgehog would cause, he wouldn't have been the lolcow he is today. Sonic the Hedgehog is like a brain cancer that targets autistics.
> He told Chris not to get a job or work so his monthly tug boat will pay out more.
That was AFTER Chris gained much infamy in the workplace. Besides, if one can get more money from doing nothing than from going through the effort to try and maintain a job and take random drug tests, then why not?
> He fed him games and comics all his life so that's how Chris learnt his morals.
He was just trying to protect the general public by keeping Chris to his bedroom. Lord knows he's at a high risk of being a rapist.
> If Bob had stopped Chris getting those Sonic games once he reached 21 and forced him to get a job he wouldn't be the Internet lolcow he is today
If Bob had known just what kind of trouble that damn blue hedgehog would cause, he wouldn't have been the lolcow he is today. Sonic the Hedgehog is like a brain cancer that targets autistics.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 14.5 years ago, 23 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #135,489
@previous (M)
How much do you believe it costs to keep Chris alive for one month?
Exclude the tugboat check he gets.
How much do you believe it costs to keep Chris alive for one month?
Exclude the tugboat check he gets.
(Edited 32 seconds later.)
·Anonymous M — 14.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #135,532
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