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Topic: How would you guarantee death by drowning?

+Anonymous A15.3 years ago #7,767

Just wondering. I'm guessing a crap load of vodka plus some weights secured to the arms and ankles might do it?

+Voice of !WisdomHsuU15.3 years ago, 42 seconds later[T] [B] #106,834

Heroin

+Anonymous C15.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #106,836

OP nailed it, actually.

Drink slowly and spend some money on a boat rental (if your're gonna die, what do you need money for?)

Go out on the boat when your're still sober enough to not look like someone that needs to be stopped (may require experience with drinkin

Jam a tiny hole in the boat so it sloooooowly becomes un-seaworthy, and then pass out drunk.


Won't work unless your're on a boat out at sea - someone will stop you and you'll just wind up in prison instead.

+Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw15.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #106,837

Weights on feet next to like a river or harbour or something. Take a load of sleeping pills/booze and position yourself so that only your own strength stops you from falling in - when you pass out, you lose grip and go to sleepy-happy-swimtiem.

+NameModabuse !BLUES7.oeQ15.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #106,839

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
@106,836 (C)
You all dumb, just drive the the southern american states and be black

·Voice of !WisdomHsuU15.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #106,840

@previous (NameModabuse !BLUES7.oeQ)
Or drive to Detroit and be White.
In a Toyota.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)


·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #106,846

Thanks for the replies. That boat idea is a good one, but steel is pretty hard to drill holes in if you don't have the right equipment...
A canoe or kayak would work just as well, and be much easier to drill holes through.

As for vodka, probably adding some sleeping pills into the mix wouldn't hurt (and by "wouldn't hurt", I mean "would guarantee death")

And weights, just chaining regular old dumbells around the ankles would suffice, I bet, but it wouldn't be a bad idea to add bags of sand to every pocket.

To ward off any pesky assholes who might ask questions, this should be done at night time. Then, if found, there's less of a chance of resuscitation.

How long after being unconscious can a person be resuscitated, anyway? How much brain damage would there be if a person was resuscitated after gulping down a shitload of vodka and sleeping pills?

+Balfomoar !v.HDBoners15.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #106,847

@previous (A)
your weight should be enough to drag you down neckbeard

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,853

@previous (Balfomoar !v.HDBoners)
Gotta love that endearing insensitivity and presumptuousness. Keep it classy, kid

·NameModabuse !BLUES7.oeQ15.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,863

@106,846 (A)
around 5-10 minutes the brain without oxygen starts to die, UNLESS in a freezing environment, there's been cases of people unconscious under ice and frozen water for half an hour or more and saved...

also why do you ask how to kill yourself every other week? I doubt there's that many level-headed suicidal people asking the same question on TC every week.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,882

@previous (NameModabuse !BLUES7.oeQ)

> around 5-10 minutes the brain without oxygen starts to die, UNLESS in a freezing environment, there's been cases of people unconscious under ice and frozen water for half an hour or more and saved...
Makes sense. Thanks. Dunno how many small bodies of water would still be below freezing point at this time of year.
> also why do you ask how to kill yourself every other week?
I don't...? I think this is the first time I've asked anything related to suicide. And hey, this is all supposed to be theoretical! ;-p

> I doubt there's that many level-headed suicidal people asking the same question on TC every week.
This question has been asked here recently? lol, well then I'm incredibly unobservant. I was mainly curious.

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+wtf? 15.3 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,895

Simple really.

With legs and body as far into the pool or ocean or lake as you can get, just put the fully loaded revolver inside mouth and fire.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,902

@previous (wtf? )

I always get the feeling you only ever read the topic headline, never its contents...:P

But yeah, I guess your're right. You'd be guaranteed to die!

+Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,905

@OP
Why d'you ask?

@106,836 (C)
Why would you end up in prison if you survive?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,909

@previous (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)
Just thinking up an elaborate plan I'd never actually do

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 56 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,911

@previous (A)
Fair enough.
I do that sometimes.

Ever think up elaborate plans on how to kill other people?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,914

@previous (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)

Haha, good to hear I'm not alone.
And sometimes I do, though not as often as I think up my own demise. That's doesn't seem right, though >:/

How about yourself?

·wtf? 15.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,916

@106,902 (A)
Topic: How would you guarantee death by drowning?

=Headline

Anonymous A #7,767
> Just wondering. I'm guessing a crap load of vodka plus some weights secured to the arms and ankles might >do it?


I almost never use Dyslexia as an excuse on my reading

I Red I Understood

So about death = In the end it becums us all. Sum just go sooner then others and others should have gone before others.

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,919

@106,914 (A)
;) There is no such thing as right and wrong, my friend.

I do. It's a good way to get rid of anger while actually doing something that requires some sort of intellect. Because then you gotta find how to make sure there weren't any witnesses, hide the body...
I overelaborate it, though. If you shoot someone from a distance at night, you'll probably get away with it.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,922

@previous (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)

This is true. If only they knew they were the object of someone's murderous fantasy!
I don't think overelaboration is a bad thing, unless it actually leads to you committing the act. Then again, that might not be so bad, either...

Shooting someone in the dark does seem easy to get away with. But I can't think of very many situations in which you'd be close enough to have good enough aim to be guaranteed to shoot your target, yet far enough away so they don't hear you and flee your sight

+Anonymous I15.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,923

Sorry to hear your're such a pussy OP. Gotta take sleeping pills to drown yourself? Face death like a man: jump in, swim to the bottom, and hold yourself down till your're drowned.

Only women wear ankle weights.

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·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,927

@106,922 (A)
Ghostwalking. It's not hard to be quite quiet - bend your knees: get low to the ground. Step on your heel, then roll to the side of your foot, then to the toes. And go slow. It doesn't matter if they hear you shoot, though. They'll be dead. And a silencer'd mean that it wouldn't alert many people, if any. But if you decide to do it close up, ghostwalk until your're right behind them. Cover their nose/mouth with one hand, and stab them first in the kidney, then in the throat. The kidney stab'll shock their system. The throat...I think you know that much. :P Make sure they're not carrying anything, though. If they are, they'll drop it and it might clatter, so have a guard to catch it. Make sure your knife's also generic and brand-fucking new.

Haha. It'd be just as bad as it seems, anon.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 58 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,928

@106,923 (I)

...I dunno whether I should be insulted or not, but I am actually female, so your post is pretty funny to me.

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·Anonymous I15.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,932

@previous (A)
Then ankle weights and sleeping pills should be just fine :D

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,933

@106,927 (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)

I like the way you think. If this person is deserving enough to die, though, I can only assume that they also are deserving enough to be played with a bit before their light is snuffed out. A little torture when your knife's to their throat. >:D

We's bad...

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,934

@106,932 (I)

K, great! :-D

·wtf? 15.3 years ago, 20 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,935

@106,928 (A)
Then this is most un~cool

Its one thing for a Dude to be asking about what you were asking about
Females have too much going for them to be thinking what you were thinking.
A Dude that is one less dude is just one less Testosterone overloaded bug on society and if they need to take that fast way out so it b

Females on the other hand have so much to offer the remaining males or even females if so wired. So its not proper for them to consider removal from the gene pool, and that means removal from some Dude getting inside their Jeans

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 52 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,936

@106,933 (A)
Then it'd be best to find an abandoned warehouse and do it there. Best to be careful as hell, though. Gloves and a hat. Make sure your clothes don't catch on anything and leave fibers.
At least slice off their nipples. At the very least. Or you could have them look like this guy, only...much less superficial wounds.

Who says they have to deserve to die? :P Everyone dies.

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,938

@106,935 (wtf? )
Lolwat
Why's it improper for a chick to an hero?

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,939

@106,936 (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)
Here's another pic. Got one more after this.

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,941

@previous (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)
:( forgot pic, whoops

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 27 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,942

@previous (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)

·wtf? 15.3 years ago, 37 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,943

@106,938 (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)
Only one bent toward faggotry wood put it the way you put it.

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 34 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,944

@previous (wtf? )
wat?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,951

@106,936 (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)

Yeah, you'd have to shave all your body hair off. And boil your clothes before you wore them.
> Who says they have to deserve to die? :P Everyone dies.
Not everyone dies at the hands of a murderer; some are afforded the luxury of dying of old age. ;-)

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·wtf? 15.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,953

@106,944 (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)
> Lolwat
Why's it improper for a chick to an hero?

Based on Topic how does that make her a hero?

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,954

@106,951 (A)
Nah. Just...be careful. And bleach the whole damn place afterwards. A bleach solution also prevents luminol tests from working, so that'd help. I think. Don't quote me on that, I haven't researched this in forever. :P

Does it matter whether you die of old age or just die? your're dead all the same.

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 21 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,955

@106,953 (wtf? )
...
Why's it improper for a chick to suicide?

·wtf? 15.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,957

@previous (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)
Loss of two Breasts and Vagina for three things.
Lips to kiss and arms to hug

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 56 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,958

@previous (wtf? )
So?
There are lots of others.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 11 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,959

@106,954 (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)
No, but shaving your hair is actually the smart thing to do. As is boiling your clothes and shoes. If your're serious enough to coat the crime scene in bleach, you'd better cover all your bases.

Does the cause of death matter? To some, evidently not, but to others, it can make a difference as to how others remember them.

·wtf? 15.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,961

@106,958 (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)
Others? She may have what others never will have inside her soul.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,963

@106,957 (wtf? )

I can't tell if your're trying to be chivalrous or not, but your're coming off as a little...repulsive? What good are tits and ass if they're attached to a miserable sob who complains about life being shitz?

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,964

@106,959 (A)
True, true. It'd be smarter to get new clothes for the occasion, and burn then afterwards, making sure nobody's seen you in them. Then they can't be matched up to you at all.

...True. Does it matter to you?

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 14 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,965

@106,961 (wtf? )
So?

·Anonymous I15.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,966

@106,961 (wtf? )
> soul
Implying

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,969

@106,964 (Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e)

Yeah, I think that's the safest bet. I do like the idea of incriminating someone else, but that's playing with fire.

As long as I'm not offed by a mortal enemy, I guess it really doesn't matter.

If you could choose your cause of death, what would it be?

·Triptych !!;D:Zg$-+e15.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,972

@previous (A)
Hmm. You could incriminate someone else. Try lifting their fingerprints off a coffee mug or something with sello tape. And put those prints on the scene. A few stray hairs wouldn't be amiss, either. Put them in obscure places, so that it won't look odd that they've only left a little bit of evidence, but it's rather incriminating.
You've also got to take care of the body, though. Scrape off their finger/toe prints. Pulverize their teeth. If they've got breast implants, scratch off the serial number. Shave their head, gouge out eyeballs. Obscure any scars or tattoos. Dismember them. Take every piece, double wrap it in garbage bags, and leave each in a different Dumpster, making a rough sort of circle around a part of town, or another city, that you don't frequent at all.

Lol. It doesn't really matter to me at all. If I'm dead, I'm dead~

·wtf? 15.3 years ago, 39 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #106,983

@106,963 (A)
She may feel bad now...Most women feel bad/depressed/ once per month for a few days. Others for a few more in middle of month. Depressed Woman meets cool dude and all is well with the world. Not always yet true love is a hell of a pain killer.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 12 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #107,075

@previous (wtf? )
> Not always yet true love is a hell of a pain killer.
That was quite poignant of you. I'll agree that love and affection does seem to alleviate loneliness, but I'd argue that it can cure someone from depression if they're suffering badly enough.

·wtf? 15.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #107,079

@previous (A)
Remembering just one event/incident

Few years ago I was feeling down in dumps about having to say good by to a very sweet GF. Hard for me to tell a gal we both need to move on.

So usually I do one of two things when down in dumps. I go for a hike in the Hills or Mountain or
Beach. Since I live at/on the beach - its always filled with people and I want to be :Alone:

So I just take a long walk down south on my beach at low tide and can go to a very secluded beach just a bit north of Blacks beach (nude)

So there I am at a rocky cove and inside at edge of a cave, sits a girl crying and crying. I slowly moved towards here and said - I know you want to be alone and I am here for the same reason so I will move further on, but if you want to just talk?

So we did, did not even exchange names and both of us left smiling. She to the South and me to the North.

Just human contact working it :out: Emotions are tricky highs and lows. Best remember that because everyone really needs the lows as well as the highs for a "medium"

+green 15.3 years ago, 32 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #107,086

I inhaled some heart water and it was bath. And it was was hurt. But to up broke if was water is agony.

·Balfomoar !v.HDBoners15.3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #107,089

op is trolling
if not just kill yourself already

·wtf? 15.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #107,090

@previous (Balfomoar !v.HDBoners)
A Careful read..I did and I do not agree re a troll post.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #107,162

@107,089 (Balfomoar !v.HDBoners)

You offended or somethin', putz?

·wtf? 15.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #107,208

@previous (A)
So now about one full day after you started the topic and how do you feel about the outcum?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #107,323

@previous (wtf? )

Not bad? I'd never planned on doing it; as I said, it was all hypothetical.

·wtf? 15.3 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #107,384

@previous (A)
I have very few real regrets in my life. One however was the few times I said to myself after talking to an employee who in theory worked for me (indirectly) and my office was right next to his.

I always felt something was just not right with him, and the last time I talked to him, I said I think I should spend more tyme talking and asking real questions instead of chit chat.

No next tyme - Suicide the next day. His employment file said he was single - turns out he was married and he was maybe 20 years old at the tyme.

So since then I usually defer to anyone who brings up the subject as - someone I should spend a little bit more tyme with.

Good to see your're ok

·Anonymous A (OP) — 15.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #107,393

@previous (wtf? )

Yikes, that's awful about your co-worker. It's always good to provide support to those who need it, but more often than not, those who need it don't want it (and those who want it don't really need it)

Thanks for asking, anyway. :-)

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