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Topic: Can you extract DNA from a turd?
+Anonymous A — 1 day ago #68,776
I just took a shit on the hood of my boss's car and now I'm afraid he can have the police identify me.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 18 hours ago, 6 hours later[T] [B] #681,312
I believe so. Whether they'll actually go to that much trouble over such a minor infraction, I don't know.
I'm assuming you didn't actually damage the vehicle in a way that a good strong car wash won't fix
+Anonymous C — 2 hours ago, 15 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #681,320
It's just an insurance matter if it etches acid poo marks in the paint or something. Hope you had something greasy to make it worth it.