Topic: I wasn’t meant to be a human being

+Gavin — 3 hours ago #68,758

Someone made a mistake! And I demand they right it right meow!

+Gavin — 3 hours ago, 23 minutes later[T] [B] #681,133

The world is ending
It flashes on the tv
My dad walk in
“The world is ending!”
I tell him it’s a prank
It was a prank
“”Shit he said”
“I sold all my shares and crypto for nothing”
I said well if the world was ending
Why would anyone buy your crypto and shares
He said maybe the robots would
Nobody would care about turning off the robots
But I said why would you care about selling
He said because he made a huge profit
But you’ve still made a huge profit dad
Yeah he says
But now the world isn’t ending
He could have made an even bigger profit
And now he’s just a fool
I didn’t know it was a prank either dad
I just put my cigarette out on my arm though
I kind of think that’s what I deserve to feel
If the world is ending
My dad said that’s nice son
Crypto is taking dip
I don’t understand the market dad
Do you deserve those profits?
He said son don’t bite a gift horse on the mouth
I said ok
The television said false alarm
The world isn’t ending
My arm hurts now
I hate being alive

+Anonymous C — 39 minutes ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #681,135

@OP
So, you think you should be a tabby cat. (Male or Female) Neutered?

TinyChan