Topic: I wasn’t meant to be a human being

+Gavin — 2 months ago #68,758

Someone made a mistake! And I demand they right it right meow!

+Gavin — 2 months ago, 23 minutes later[T] [B] #681,133

The world is ending
It flashes on the tv
My dad walk in
“The world is ending!”
I tell him it’s a prank
It was a prank
“”Shit he said”
“I sold all my shares and crypto for nothing”
I said well if the world was ending
Why would anyone buy your crypto and shares
He said maybe the robots would
Nobody would care about turning off the robots
But I said why would you care about selling
He said because he made a huge profit
But you’ve still made a huge profit dad
Yeah he says
But now the world isn’t ending
He could have made an even bigger profit
And now he’s just a fool
I didn’t know it was a prank either dad
I just put my cigarette out on my arm though
I kind of think that’s what I deserve to feel
If the world is ending
My dad said that’s nice son
Crypto is taking dip
I don’t understand the market dad
Do you deserve those profits?
He said son don’t bite a gift horse on the mouth
I said ok
The television said false alarm
The world isn’t ending
My arm hurts now
I hate being alive

+Anonymous C — 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #681,135

@OP
So, you think you should be a tabby cat. (Male or Female) Neutered?

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2 months ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #681,149

@previous (C)
OP was meant to be the demiurge

·Anonymous C — 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #681,151

@681,133 (Gavin)
> My arm hurts now
Switch arms and hand...works for me.

+Anonymous E — 2 months ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #681,180

Peepee poopoo

+Gavin — 2 months ago, 17 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #681,189

@681,149 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That’s my daddy

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