Topic: When I die i have instructed the funeral director to make my penis 4 times longer
+Gavin — 3 months ago #68,704
Also I just be wearing really tight leggings showing off my big dong to people who attend the funeral
And I want it to pump up to a giant boner
So they struggle to close the casket
And the person performing the service has to
Shout
“Can I get some help here this guys dick is too big”
And they get two hot women to come in with a luggage strap
And literally ratchet strap my dick down
To close the casket
Also invite some people I don’t like
And I want it to pump up to a giant boner
So they struggle to close the casket
And the person performing the service has to
Shout
“Can I get some help here this guys dick is too big”
And they get two hot women to come in with a luggage strap
And literally ratchet strap my dick down
To close the casket
Also invite some people I don’t like
+Anonymous B — 3 months ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #680,611
You can have ALL You desire https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/transplant/programs/reconstructive-transplant/penis-transplant
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_transplantation
Florida Man Successfully Receives Penis Transplant From Horse
What is the average size of a horse’s penis?
20 to 24 Inches.
https://www.bungie.net/en-gb/Forums/Post/96924481?sort=0&page=0&path=1
+Anonymous C — 3 months ago, 23 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #680,612
+Crazy Goth Girl — 3 months ago, 12 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #680,615
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