Topic: I’ve never been choked out before
+Gavin — 3 hours ago #68,664
Could someone you know
Choke me out
And keep going
So it’s my last memory?
You can take my wallet
It has my seed phrase on
Not for bitcoin
But for a real cool Minecraft world
You start between two villages
And there’s one of those things with the blocks that make bubbles and stuff
I don’t know why they’re useful I forgot
But yes it’s scribbled on the back of a funny magic card
That relates to my life
Anyway you can have it
I only have £70 in monero
I used fo pay for pirated tv
Because I got too lazy to maintain my torrent box
And now I fund international criminals
For access to over 10,000 tv shows
But I have to pay in monero
And I don’t hold a lot of crypto reserves
Not since it messed with my mortgage application
Anyway
Choke me to death in a non-sexual way?
Choke me out
And keep going
So it’s my last memory?
You can take my wallet
It has my seed phrase on
Not for bitcoin
But for a real cool Minecraft world
You start between two villages
And there’s one of those things with the blocks that make bubbles and stuff
I don’t know why they’re useful I forgot
But yes it’s scribbled on the back of a funny magic card
That relates to my life
Anyway you can have it
I only have £70 in monero
I used fo pay for pirated tv
Because I got too lazy to maintain my torrent box
And now I fund international criminals
For access to over 10,000 tv shows
But I have to pay in monero
And I don’t hold a lot of crypto reserves
Not since it messed with my mortgage application
Anyway
Choke me to death in a non-sexual way?
+Anonymous B — 3 hours ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #680,312
·Gavin (OP) — 2 hours ago, 47 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #680,313
https://files.catbox.moe/5suyhn.mp3
I’ve never been choked out before
Could someone you know
Choke me out?
And keep going
So it’s my last memory
You can take my wallet
It has my seed phrase on it
Not for bitcoin
It's for a really cool Minecraft world
You spawn between two villages
And there’s one of those underwater things
With the blocks that make bubbles
I forgot what they do
But they felt important at the time
Building walls around the village
I don't understand the raid mechanic
Living with these dudes
Growing carrots and its sick
The dudes are dying
I'm too tired to learn new updates
The seed phrase is written
On the back of a funny magic card
I put it in my wallet
It really references my life
And my personality
So you can have that too
I only have like seventy pounds in monero
I used it to pay for pirated television
Because I got too lazy
To maintain my torrent box
So now I indirectly fund
International organized crime
In exchange for access
To ten thousand television shows
I don't watch it,
It's to download law and order,
SVU,
For my family.
You can't have it,
I need to prepay for a few months,
So they can watch SVU,
After you,
Choke me
They only take monero
There's only pennies in my other wallets,
And I don’t really keep crypto anymore
Not since it complicated
My mortgage application.
Anyway
Could you choke me to death
In a completely non-sexual way
While I think about
My Minecraft world loading forever,
Funny little loading phrases,
Like the sims.
Be my grim reaper npc,
Choke me,
Choke me.
I’ve never been choked out before
Could someone you know
Choke me out?
And keep going
So it’s my last memory
You can take my wallet
It has my seed phrase on it
Not for bitcoin
It's for a really cool Minecraft world
You spawn between two villages
And there’s one of those underwater things
With the blocks that make bubbles
I forgot what they do
But they felt important at the time
Building walls around the village
I don't understand the raid mechanic
Living with these dudes
Growing carrots and its sick
The dudes are dying
I'm too tired to learn new updates
The seed phrase is written
On the back of a funny magic card
I put it in my wallet
It really references my life
And my personality
So you can have that too
I only have like seventy pounds in monero
I used it to pay for pirated television
Because I got too lazy
To maintain my torrent box
So now I indirectly fund
International organized crime
In exchange for access
To ten thousand television shows
I don't watch it,
It's to download law and order,
SVU,
For my family.
You can't have it,
I need to prepay for a few months,
So they can watch SVU,
After you,
Choke me
They only take monero
There's only pennies in my other wallets,
And I don’t really keep crypto anymore
Not since it complicated
My mortgage application.
Anyway
Could you choke me to death
In a completely non-sexual way
While I think about
My Minecraft world loading forever,
Funny little loading phrases,
Like the sims.
Be my grim reaper npc,
Choke me,
Choke me.