Topic: I hate it when Dave posts
+Anonymous A — 1 month ago #68,543
It's always so obvious when he posts he should just fuck off
+Anonymous B — 1 month ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #679,344
Dave who?+Anonymous C — 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #679,345
SINCE he has been de modded - I wish he would post more so I could torment him as a Priest+Anonymous D — 1 month ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #679,350
Just post a picture of his wife with a dick at her mouth. Sometimes it causes rage, sometimes he feels guilty and stupid for posting her pictures and he goes away.+Anonymous E — 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #679,352
+posertrash — 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #679,353
·Gaz from Lewisham — 1 month ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #679,375
·A Devout Catholic — 2 weeks ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #679,768
A gentleman came into the confessional this morning and said, "Bless me Father Hymen for I have sinned, it has been 10 years since my last confession." I'm thinking, this ought to be good. Well after going through the usual sins like impure thoughts and a few covet he says, " I am addicted to the internet." I said, "well that's not really a sin but it would depend on what you are looking at." He says, "It is only a few forums I go to and one has perma-banned me but, it was what I did at the other one that is probably a sin." I told him to go on. He said, " I posted pictures of my wedding there and I covered my face but I left my wife's out in plain view and now someone has taken her face picture and created these x rated photos and posted them all over these x rated forums." I told him that really wasn't a sin what he had done, stupid yes, but not a sin. The he proceeds to tell me that him and his wife hasn't had sex in years and that he had found the x rated pictures of her on the internet and has been masturbating furiously to her x rated photos. He now contemplates putting more of her pictures on that forum so someone will take and create more x rated pictures of her so he will have new material to masturbate furiously to.
After thinking about it I told him masturbation to x rated pictures was a sin and he should say a few our Fathers and a couple of Hail Marys. Then I told him he shouldn't post more pictures of his wife as there were probably many, many more men sinning by masturbating furiously to her pictures. Then I had him say the Act of Contrition and told him to go in peace. He said, "Thank you Father Hymen I'll try to be a better person next time."
After thinking about it I told him masturbation to x rated pictures was a sin and he should say a few our Fathers and a couple of Hail Marys. Then I told him he shouldn't post more pictures of his wife as there were probably many, many more men sinning by masturbating furiously to her pictures. Then I had him say the Act of Contrition and told him to go in peace. He said, "Thank you Father Hymen I'll try to be a better person next time."
·Gaz from Lewisham — 2 weeks ago, 20 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #679,779
Dave is back to raging over at TC. For some reason this name infuriates him. All you have to do is make a post using Gaz from Lewisham and he will delete it. That guy is very thin skinned. Not to mention one of the dumbest fucks to ever hang out at these foras.
·Anonymous E — 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #679,780
·Gaz from Lewisham — 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #679,783
+Anonymous G — 2 weeks ago, 11 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #679,787
@OPenis Enough with your heresy! Dave is love! Dave is life!