Topic: Good news everybody
+Gavin — 17 hours ago #68,472
I have purchased a little known niche image board
Not only have I acquired the rights to the name
I have also purchased the eternal souls of the posters
Which I will cash in and then I will imprison them on tinychan
I am the reaper
Like the thanos in the superhero movie
I think I can’t remember the storyline
But I will enslave these lesser boards
+Anonymous B — 8 hours ago, 8 hours later[T] [B] #678,787
i also love wasting money
+Anonymous C — 8 hours ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #678,788
Story of the planet. I can have principle and not be bought, but I can still be sold on the overlords' whim. We live to serve you master.