
Adopt an Islamite? Maybe after it fasted for Ramadan?
@OP
On our way to write gay furry erotica about a misunderstood pit bull thought to be a bully (get it?) with themes involving Forced Cohabitation, Gentle Giant, Predator/Prey, Instinct Suppression, where the main character falls in love with a nerd or some shit (this better be good)