Topic: HAVE LESS FRIENDS
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 9 months ago #68,462
DISAPPOINT LESS PEOPLE
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 9 months ago, 7 hours later[T] [B] #678,652
that's what I'm good at
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 9 months ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #678,654
+Anonymous C — 9 months ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #678,655
Calling yourself a damn duck
Ducks can’t type so that is clearly a lie
Therefore fuck you
Ducks can’t type so that is clearly a lie
Therefore fuck you
+Namebro !4xUfreuqD2 — 9 months ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #678,656
Nah have more friends disappoint maximum people but then if they're friends they still love you
Just exist EXIST
Just exist EXIST
(Edited 19 seconds later.)
+Anonymous E — 9 months ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #678,780
If I were to have fewer friends, I would have a negative number of friends
+Gavin — 9 months ago, 14 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #678,781
Friends are for losers
One should have enemies and lovers only
Get the blood pumping
One should have enemies and lovers only
Get the blood pumping
++Syntax !/bdKkAN1Os — 9 months ago, 20 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #678,790
More friends is is is·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 9 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #678,791
·Gavin — 9 months ago, 37 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #678,792
·Gavin — 9 months ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #678,795
@678,791 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
When she spanks me she means it
Which is what makes it so good
And also painful
What I do to her is classified
( I have a micropenis )
When she spanks me she means it
Which is what makes it so good
And also painful
What I do to her is classified
( I have a micropenis )
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 9 months ago, 14 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #678,801
·Gavin — 9 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #678,804
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Imagine what I’ve done to her - for a micropenis to somehow ruin her life
I am like magyver
Paper clip turned in to a nuclear bomb
With my little micropenis
I have brain broken a sexy conspiracy babe
Turned her world upside down
Rewired parts of her brain
She is not the same woman
And I used my micropenis like a surgical drill
To play with her synapses
I am like the joker from the batman movies
Some people want more than sex
And the orgasm and ejaculate
Some of us use our penis
To send a message
But with a micropenis
Fear me
Lest I turn it on you
Imagine what I’ve done to her - for a micropenis to somehow ruin her life
I am like magyver
Paper clip turned in to a nuclear bomb
With my little micropenis
I have brain broken a sexy conspiracy babe
Turned her world upside down
Rewired parts of her brain
She is not the same woman
And I used my micropenis like a surgical drill
To play with her synapses
I am like the joker from the batman movies
Some people want more than sex
And the orgasm and ejaculate
Some of us use our penis
To send a message
But with a micropenis
Fear me
Lest I turn it on you
(Edited 1 minute later.)
+Anonymous H — 8 months ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #678,832
There is less favours & requests from your friend to you then!
+Anonymous I — 8 months ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #678,977
Lock & load