Topic: You ever get that moment after sex where god talks to you and says son you have destroyed your only

+Gavin — 3 days ago #68,400

Chance to get in to heaven with this
debauchery

And you’re like waiting for satan to say something
Like on your other shoulder tempting you

But he never said anything
Only god
Sometimes I think I’m the satan
And all I been saying is “yeah fuck yeah fuck ythat feels good”
I’m normally silent during sex but my ex girlfriend didn’t like it
So I started saying things
God talked to me before that

I’ve been having a lot of sex this month
You’d think god would have more to do in December
Like his sons birthday party
But he took out time from the conga to tell
Me I shouldn’t be pounding puss
On Christmas Day

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

+sXe — 2 days ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #678,115

Could you stop smoking weed and drinking beer while simultaneously writing smut like this?

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 days ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #678,119

we get it you have sex and have a fulfilling sexual and romantic life right now and i never will

·Gavin (OP) — 2 days ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #678,124

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Hey hey hey it’s ok
*strokes hair*
I’m getting the vibe your internet bf has said something to upset you
It’s ok
You can tell me you beautiful young lady

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 days ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #678,126

@previous (Gavin)
HAHHAHHAHAHAHA fuck

·Gavin (OP) — 2 days ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #678,128

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Tell daddy…

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 days ago, 37 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #678,129

@previous (Gavin)
gavin please

·Gavin (OP) — 2 days ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #678,130

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Tell your brother fart breath…

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 days ago, 59 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #678,131

@previous (Gavin)
*internally screaming*

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