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> Syntax and i send each other a lot of spicy messages
>
> He told me today he has been doing Kegels
> To keep his asshole tight
>
> I told him i like his floppy assflaps
> As he Farts on my Dick
Clearly there are more than One Syntax
Even in the Define of Syntax you have
"a set of rules for or an analysis of the syntax of a language. plural noun: syntaxes"
In any case this Syntax may have done a Kegel or 3 with one of several GF's over the years but this Syntax does NOT exchange spicy messages - Exceptions of course but NOT with friends on the World Wide Web.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)