Topic: Going on my second gay date
+Gavin — 1 week ago #68,354
This one might become my boyfriend
+Father Davé !RsSxee4baY — 1 week ago, 48 minutes later[T] [B] #677,616
Bless you, child.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 week ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #677,619
i got all the boys tryna ask me out to stop by asking if they want kids cos they say yes and i get to go oh guess we not compatible and then i make them leave me alone without me doing it cos im non confrontational
·Gavin (OP) — 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,622
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Can’t believe all these guys want kids
So much they’d turn down such a nice lady
Isn’t my ducks enough
To sit down with on a Sunday afternoon
Watching some YouTube conspiracy channel
and giggling
As you put your fingers on her cheek
And give it a squeeze
Saying “I’m just checking you aren’t an alien”
And she says I’m not you goof
And you say “I think you are an alien in a human suit, I just need to find the zip”
As he picks up her hand and inspects it
Getting his face close up to her neck
Running his fingers down her spine
“Not here”
As he playfully undresses ducky
Under her top, under her shorts?
Is the zip here? Is it here?
Anyway …..
erm…
Send me your tinder login details I’ll get you a date maybe
(Edited 1 minute later.)
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 week ago, 13 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,632
@previous (Gavin)
idk the men near me are boring. i like far away goofballs im destined to die alone ✨️ do you wnna fall in love finally Gavin i known you almost 20 years damn i jus checked the calculator (and rounded up)
·Gavin (OP) — 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,648
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Maybe after this boyfriend if I don’t live happily ever after with them
I don’t think we are compatible anymore though you will resent settling for me and throw things at me when you’re mad
+Anonymous D — 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #677,650
@677,616 (Father Davé !RsSxee4baY)
Fuck off pedo
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #677,651
@677,648 (Gavin)
if u make me laugh i wont
+Syntax — 1 week ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #677,666
@677,648 (Gavin)
> Maybe after this boyfriend if I don’t live happily ever after with them
> I don’t think we are compatible anymore though you will resent settling for me and throw things at me when you’re mad
So, now you're coating your penis in this boyfriends feces.
+Anonymous F — 1 week ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,691
@677,651 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Sorry I’m now dating
I’ll contact you if I don’t live a happy life
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,693
@previous (F)
im here to make you unhappy when y ready
·Anonymous F — 1 week ago, 36 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,694
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
That’s not true my ducky
We could have had a fun time ^_^
Talk soon you goof
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,696
@previous (F)
okay i love u xoxo
+Anonymous G — 1 week ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,727
Gay
+Anonymous H — 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,729
·Gavin — 1 week ago, 8 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,736
@previous (H)
I start tweaking her nipples to make sure they aren’t dials for an alien spaceship?
Maybe they’re mouth operated…
Ducky has beautiful nipples
But I had a boyfriend now
·Syntax — 6 days ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,753
@previous (Gavin)
> But I had a boyfriend now
Do you use this for lube?
+Gavin — 6 days ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,754
@previous (Syntax)
Not all gay people do anal sex dude
Some lovingly kiss and rub weiner tips
(Edited 10 seconds later.)
·Syntax — 5 days ago, 23 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,785
@previous (Gavin)
In the shower DO NOT Drop the soap with your gay lover.