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Topic: Ducky, here's an article on how to keep your cunt healthy

+Anonymous A2 weeks ago #68,347

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20251125-how-bacteria-in-the-vagina-can-improve-health

You're welcome.

+Anonymous B2 weeks ago, 3 hours later[T] [B] #677,557

I smell sourdough!!!

+Anonymous C2 weeks ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,561

I hope they do a dick bacteria article next. I feel left out.

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc2 weeks ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,562

thanks

+Gavin2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,565

She has special Egyptian methods passed down from her ancestors going all the way back to the ancient Egyptian women
She doesn’t need modern nonsense
You stick mud up there until it harden and then you lay it like an egg

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,567

@677,562 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
I'll always look out for you.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc1 week ago, 36 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,569

yeah what Gavin said!!!! @677,565 (Gavin)

+Syntax1 week ago, 59 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,570

Bread sourdough vagina yeast with V.jpg@677,557 (B)
> I smell sourdough!!!

https://www.womenshealthmag.com/life/a19938916/woman-makes-bread-with-vaginal-yeast/

'''Feminist Bakes Sourdough Bread Using Her Own Vaginal Yeast

Steal her recipe for an unforgettable Thanksgiving feast.'''

blogger Zoe Stavri, who, after getting a pretty bad yeast infection, had the inspired idea to turn her discomfort into delicious baked goods.

“Waking up on Saturday with the familiar itchy burny fanny, I giggled to myself, 'Maybe I could make bread with that,’" Zoe writes on her blog, Another Angry Woman. “And that ticked into, ‘Well, I’ve always wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway,’ and then a ‘Fuck, would that even work?’ And then I got curious, and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water.”

Zoe contends that, really, yeast is yeast. And yeast from her vagina is no less gross than any of the other yeast we use to bake bread with. “Making sourdough starter entails encouraging stuff that’s present in the flour and just sort of floating around in the air in your kitchen and on your utensils to grow,” she writes. “That’s what wild yeast is. ... Like all bread made with yeast, once it’s cooked, it’s not exactly going to go about colonizing your gut with yeast. The biggest risk with using candida albicans for bread making is that it won’t rise.”

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Syntax1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,571

Orgasm-megryan-.gifADDING one could make Beer or Wine even Champagne with this unique Yeast.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc1 week ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,581

i dont eat bread its fattening

+Syntax1 week ago, 28 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,582

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Over the many years GF's and even just a gal friend as a gag gift for my birthday or Christmas has given me a cheep male sex toy - hummmm even a penis shaped Vibrator. Toys never did all that much for me.
The bread reminds me of the Movie American Pie where the star fucks a warm Apple Pie. (his dad said that is what if feels like when penis goes into a warm vagina)

Thinking from photo one could put a hole in the middle of the Vag and with lots of butter one could...

I doun't think it would do much for me but perhaps someone from here looking for a toy to get off on (in) This would mix sperm into vagina yeast.

+Anonymous H6 days ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,756

IMG_1228.jpgEat rice

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc6 days ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,764

@previous (H)
too much calories

·Syntax5 days ago, 14 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,783

matzo.jpg@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> too much calories
Jewish bread as found in bible and even I buy it for cheese as it's kinda tasteless

Matzo just flour water and yeast only from the surrounding air,

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc4 days ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,810

@previous (Syntax)
i dont eat this

·Anonymous A (OP) — 4 days ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,812

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
What do you have against Jewish traditions?

·Syntax3 days ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,819

@previous (A)
She grew up in Egypt during the times when Egypt and Israel were total enemies.
Now they are very friendly with each other. So for her it's natural to dislike Jews. Also there is the Moslem factor re both are hostile towards each other.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc3 days ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,824

I love the jews. One time i was drunk at a bar and saw a cute chubby white guy with a beard and glasses at the bar. I said can i sit on your lap??? lol he said yes

and he turned out to be a vegan too, wtf!

but he was a WHOLE ASS ZIONIST. like they had a statue up of his grandfather ????

i said im so sorry i cant i dont think we can

he said, i understand

i said goodbye

he said goodbye

+Anonymous I3 days ago, 23 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,826

@677,570 (Syntax)
> familiar itchy burny fanny
> familiar
im pretty sure that is a rather epic self own

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc3 days ago, 28 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,827

@previous (I)
she giggled to herself
:

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