Topic: My orders to republicans
+Donald Q Trump — 2 months ago #68,328
Don’t release the Epstein files. Don’t release them because democrats are in them and I’m innocent. If you release them I’m going to impeach all republicans personally for siding with the democrats by releasing them.
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+lolno — 2 months ago, 13 hours later[T] [B] #677,243
Who killed Jeffrey Epstein? He sure didn't hang himself in his cell with a paper bedsheet, nor does hanging crush the hyoid bone.
I think it looks pretty bad. Let's see if we can hypothesize.
Hmm. Let's see. His girlfriend was the daughter of a high-ranking officer of a foreign intelligence service, one of a nation in which he held dual citizenship. Said intelligence service is well known for running honeypot operations in which they gain compromising information about politicians and powerful, influential people in nations they infiltrate.
And the late Mr. Epstein was running a child BDSM sex dungeon on a privately owned island. His client list appears to have been half of Hollywood, two thirds of Wall Street, three quarters of Congress, and many members of European royal families and lots of European politicians too. He was so brazen about this that his island, it so happens, is US territory.
Furthermore, after decades of pimping children to Senators and banksters, Mr. Epstein managed to get arrested for it. He was going to go on trial. He was listed as a high suicide risk and was kept in a maximum security facility, with paper bedsheets to keep him fromn hanging himself in his cell. The guards were required to check in on him at least every ten minutes.
But somehow, we are told, he managed to hang himself with those paper bedsheets. Somehow none of the guards had looked in on him for hours. Somehow all the TV cameras on that floor of the prison all failed simultaneously for several hours that day. And somehow he managed to crush his own hyoid bone while hanging himself, which every first-year textbook on pathology says is anatomically impossible and is always 100% proof of murder by strangulation.
This could not possibly have been Mossad tidying up a loose end to avoid negative publicity, now, could it? They'd NEVER set up a sex dungeon on American soil, pimp little kids to wealthy and powerful pedophiles for whips-n-chains fun, then use the leverage that gave them to dictate American foreign policy. And they'd certainly never bribe the DEI hire guards at an American prison to look the other way while they killed an American citizen in his cell to keep him from testifying. Never. It's completely impossible.
And Zion Don would never campaign on releasing the truth, then, do a turnabout and help them cover it up. "Shut up," he explained.
Clearly all of this is completely impossible and unbelievable. Clearly all of this is the fevered hallucination of "anti-semites," who should never be taken seriously. Believe what the televitz tells you and go back to sleep, Americans.
+KILL THE PIGS — 2 months ago, 9 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,247
+Anonymous D — 2 months ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #677,261
+Anonymous E — 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #677,268
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 months ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,317
@677,243 (lolno)
tldr but prolly yes
·EveryoneHopes — 2 months ago, 11 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,337

Has he roped yet?