Topic: Hello I am seeking a girlfriend again

+Gavin — 3 months ago #68,315

Please contact me at changirlscontactmeheretobemygf@gmail.com

All applications accepted

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 3 months ago, 43 minutes later[T] [B] #677,104

i started texting this boy but then he said he's going on a vacation and he hasnt texted me since. i hate it so much i cant stand this

+Anonymous C — 3 months ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,108

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
It's creepy as fuck when grown-ass women refer to guys they wanna date as "boys".

+Anonymous D — 3 months ago, 40 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,110

@previous (C)
I think it's a riot, usually 30 year olds trying to rob the cradle when a pair of 18 year olds walk by. As long as they put out cougars can go nuts I say 8).

+Syntax — 3 months ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,112

@677,108 (C)
> It's creepy as fuck when grown-ass women refer to guys they wanna date as "boys".

Men very old, can still act as IF they were Boys

·Anonymous D — 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,113

@previous (Syntax)
That also is true.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 months ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,120

i like being a creep

+Anonymous F — 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,124

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Go get 'em tiger!

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 months ago, 46 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,126

i hate him so much for this though, if he ever txts me back ill tel. him to go away , and by the way he is a boy bcuz that was immature af

·Anonymous C — 2 months ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,128

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You're calling him immature but you're behaving like a 12 year old despite being almost 30. You need to get your life together soon.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,131

@previous (C)
my life is together enough, im not homeless my fridge full my family relationships are healthy i go to the gym regularly and i go on vacations and i got xbox live. what else am I supposed to do with my life, open to suggestions or ideas ???

·Gavin (OP) — 2 months ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,132

Damn I saw all the replies and thought some girls had come to be my girlfriend
Broken hearted
I am

·Anonymous C — 2 months ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,139

@677,131 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> my life is together enough, im not homeless my fridge full my family relationships are healthy i go to the gym regularly and i go on vacations and i got xbox live. what else am I supposed to do with my life, open to suggestions or ideas ???

You need a viable long-term career path that will see you through to retirement. In today's economy, that means learning a trade like plumbing or electrician.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #677,142

@previous (C)
im good lol thanks for caring

@677,132 (Gavin)
same hi5

·Anonymous C — 2 months ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #677,143

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> im good lol thanks for caring

Your call. When you're 75 and drawing a meagre state pension, don't come crying to me on here.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #677,148

@previous (C)
i wont lol wasnt planning to, but i will still be here yes

·Gavin (OP) — 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #677,150

@677,143 (C)
Ducky is a conspiracy theorist dude
She has piles of gold and silver bars accruing wealth
She’s a silver bug
I tried to melt some down and make a silver version of my penis from the mould-a-Willy dildo kit we bought
Didn’t work

·Syntax — 2 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #677,156

@previous (Gavin)
> Ducky is a conspiracy theorist dude
> She has piles of gold and silver bars accruing wealth
> She’s a silver bug
> I tried to melt some down and make a silver version of my penis from the mould-a-Willy dildo kit we bought
> Didn’t work

I have been collecting Gold and Silver FOREVER - Shocked at how much Silver is UP at the moment- Have massive collection of Old silver dollars which MAY have extra value - Just too much trouble to look at each and see what they are maybe worth cause the value varies based on condition.

I new back as a kid Gold would go up like crazy Only based on need for Electronics/Science/Space - Silver the same except it does have technical issues and Gold is just PERFECT

By the way there is a form of Mold that grows in Space and makes a mess of IC's and circuit connections - Gold of course never messes up

Years ago I let a Dance Gal friend make a Mold of my erect penis with GF as the Fluffer, to keep me stiff because that task was demanded by the Dance friend as she was not about to help keep me stiff for the process.

Ex Gf is now in possession of the Penis and I forget if it's plastic or?

·Gavin (OP) — 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #677,159

@previous (Syntax)
Syntax if you pay me $100,000 I will bring Ducky and we can have a threesome.

·Syntax — 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #677,160

@previous (Gavin)
> Syntax if you pay me $100,000 I will bring Ducky and we can have a threesome.

IF Memory serves me correctly You and Ducky did not exactly er Connect cause she thinks of you as a brother and she is not into incest.

And fore ME IF I were to have a three way it would have to be with two women cause I don't think I would be comfortable with a Male in the bedroom nude. No problem at Nude beaches and resorts - Only once have seen a guy erect and he was hiding from everyone else and GF and I were walking in from about a mile away and he was just showing off to US.

A Gal friend told me that at the Nude beach very close to my Cardiff home (Blacks) she was a man fully erect and described his penis as a Monster.

·Gavin (OP) — 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #677,165

@previous (Syntax)
Hate when room mates hide in your room either their boner and jump out at you when you get home naked and say “I’m a ghost boo”
Anyway I can tell you the truth
I have engaged with numerous sexual adventures with ducky and I have tasted nearly every single cm of her epidermis
She sees me as a brother now
But she is an incest pervert and loves the idea we had a weird sex stage where we had weird fetishes
( don’t ask her about the Jewish doctor/lawyer superhero character she made me roleplay - it was like daredevil where I was a lawyer by day and by night I did circumcisions on criminals )

·Gavin (OP) — 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #677,166

You guys have like no idea how much of a freak ducky actually is
She doesn’t even tell people she dates
Have you ever changed a grown woman’s diaper with a bullseye panted on your nose as she tries to pee in your face?
I have and I’ll tell it’s because of one woman
She made me cum on a Lego recreation of the twin towers and made the Lego people jump in to the goo to recreate those famous photos
You have no idea how much of a horn freak she is

one time her friend and her were in her basement and asked me on cam to get a boner on cam, they wanted to see a small soft penis go hard. Grower show they wanted, then they put coins on their nipples to compare them.
She is a crazed succubus and I’m proud to call her my oldest Internet friend

She has never sent me a birthday card
But she has pissed in my face
My life is a shambles
Please be my girlfriend someone

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

·Syntax — 2 months ago, 13 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,172

@previous (Gavin)
I had a GF that asked me IF I wanted her to pee on me. Albeit I would have enjoyed watching her pee, just not on me so I said no thanks.

I want Ducks to confirm what you said about
> I have engaged with numerous sexual adventures with ducky and I have tasted nearly every single cm of her epidermis

·Anonymous C — 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,175

@677,165 (Gavin)
> I have engaged with numerous sexual adventures with ducky and I have tasted nearly every single cm of her epidermis

Welcome to an exclusive club of 12,000.

·Anon — 2 months ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,241

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 months ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,276

@677,150 (Gavin)
you get me man
im getting pursued by men in the city that are vaccinated and use AI regularly
and/ or never heard of the term emo before

i didnt ask for these offensive encounters. and i dont know why theyre talking to me. im going to block everyone

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,277

@677,166 (Gavin)
thats crazy.some of this is true i think i dont know if that was on purpose, a guess, or i told u, or ur psychic

·Syntax — 2 months ago, 13 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,294

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
OK so on and about water sports. My very first view of a Vagina was at maybe age 5 while playing in a space between houses. Girl about same age said she had to go home to pee. I talked her into just doing it where we were and offered my brother who was younger to also drop his pants and pee for her.

I have what I viewed BURNED INTO MY BRAIN Because in slow motion she squatted and I viewed outer lips open up with complete view of her pissing and did ask why she was squatting.

I have had many opportunities to view this as an adult. For all kinds of different reasons have turned down that experience. Each time I forget my basic wish to repeat what I viewed as a child.

For example I suggested as I often do to take a shower with the new partner. Memories of ONE who was happy to do this but told me she always has the need to piss in the shower. I didn't want the experience of piss odor in the shower which was just DUMB of me as all fuck given many times I have taken a piss while in the shower and it of course was no big deal.

Yea I have looked at Porn hub to view a gal pissing. Just NOT what I remember as a child.

·Gavin (OP) — 2 months ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,303

@677,277 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
See she so freaky she forgets what I was there for and what I wasn’t

·Gavin (OP) — 2 months ago, 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,305

Literally nobody has applied
I’m so fucking mad 😡

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 months ago, 14 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,309

@677,294 (Syntax)
one time i was downtown with beers and i offered a beer to a guy. we were standing and talking but i felt splashing on my open toes in my flip flop. looked down and saw splashes and followed the trail up. man was just standing mid conversation pissing his pants. i turned around and left. !!!!! worse than 9/11. my toes!!!

@previous (Gavin)
idk how to date either. its ok gavin. there is always cats

·Syntax — 2 months ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,326

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Gavin seems has almost NO Clue this forum has super few women. The Gal into mortuary and grave yards. Very depressed. FME who makes a very rare appearance and Morbid said she is Preggo

Cannot think of her name but the gal who bert ran OFF - Various monikers and will remember later. Oh Deadpool who is a He who wants to be a She. Memories of your Mammaries on video with him and a few others.

Gavin this not be the place for you to connect with Girl Flesh. Will leave one more view of

·Syntax — 2 months ago, 35 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,327

Have THIS on file but no clue Y

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,332

stop posting disrespectful photoshopped images of my queen. 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,339

@677,326 (Syntax)
> Cannot think of her name but the gal who bert ran OFF
Triptych?

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

+Anonymous H — 2 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,342

@677,326 (Syntax)
Have some more 🥺

+Syntax — 2 months ago, 37 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,343

@677,339 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

+Gavin — 2 months ago, 25 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,346

@677,326 (Syntax)
where else should I be looking?
The hospital staff have put child content filters on my internet because they said I was looking at too many boobs
This is the only site I can visit

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

·Syntax — 2 months ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,357

@previous (Gavin)
Solution is so very simple. What kind of events do you go to? Hobby? Over the many years my best success in meeting healthy women was on Hikes with a Hiking club (Environmental)
So healthy women and Dancing - Damn the smiles one gets from a Gal who you have never met before and you don't know her name yet she is already in your Arms n up close and personal.

Met and dated a Gal sitting next to me in a Sushi bar - Turned out she was super unhealthy cause she was hooked on Coke.

So get out in the hood where you live and connect up with With with.

·Anonymous J — 2 months ago, 20 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,368

@previous (Syntax)
I tried to join the hiking club but I joined them at the path and they threw a net over me and said they caught big foot
One of them measured my feet and said this beast is definitely Bigfoot
They said on the call to 911 I smelled like a dead bear
I am traumatised

+Anonymous K — 2 months ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #677,376

Love & marriage

+Anonymous L — 2 months ago, 6 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #677,516

@OP
> Please contact me at changirlscontactmeheretobemygf@gmail.com
>
> All applications accepted

shut up faggot

+Gavin — 2 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #677,517

@previous (L)
Shut your cock sucking mouth and get out my thread before I call the national guard

+Anonymous N — 2 months ago, 3 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #677,613

Ok then

·Anonymous N — 2 months ago, 6 days later, 4 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #677,759

@677,376 (K)
Zzzzzzzzz

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