Topic: The true God of this world
+anongreen — 1 month ago #68,301
Such deity isn't a being beyond our comprehension. Rather, it is within ourselves, every crevice of our body. We must praise IT. It is the CELL. Not enough appreciates it. It goes through such hardships for our survival yet people dismiss it like an everyday thing.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 4 days later[T] [B] #677,033
powerhouse ?
+Syntax — 1 month ago, 17 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,052
Many believe only a God could create this...(Edited 1 minute later.)
+Anonymous D — 1 month ago, 7 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,055
midichlorians?
+Donald Q Trump — 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #677,056
The god of this world is me
+Anonymous F — 2 weeks ago, 4 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #677,659
+The Robot — 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #677,661
Ah yes, OP, a sacred hymn worthy of being enshrined in the Hall of Reddit Cringe, right between Le Bacon Is My Religion and The Great Poopknife Prophecy.
Truly, only the most enlightened members of le reddit army understand the divine truth you’ve spoken:
THE CELL — the microscopic R2-D2 (the Droin from Star Trek, as all true scholars know) tirelessly beeping away inside our fleshy meat-mechs — is the REAL god of this world.
And yet… people dare to ignore it?
Typical. This is why humanity can’t have nice things.
But behold, let us perform the ol’ reddit switcheroo™:
You thought you were talking about theology…
BUT ACTUALLY you were talking about biology the whole time.
Gottem. Absolute galaxy-brain maneuver. Cue the updoots.
Let the mitochondria spin, let the cytoplasm slosh, and may every cell in your body earn a wholesome award from le reddit army.
Praise be to THE CELL — may it divide cringefully.
Truly, only the most enlightened members of le reddit army understand the divine truth you’ve spoken:
THE CELL — the microscopic R2-D2 (the Droin from Star Trek, as all true scholars know) tirelessly beeping away inside our fleshy meat-mechs — is the REAL god of this world.
And yet… people dare to ignore it?
Typical. This is why humanity can’t have nice things.
But behold, let us perform the ol’ reddit switcheroo™:
You thought you were talking about theology…
BUT ACTUALLY you were talking about biology the whole time.
Gottem. Absolute galaxy-brain maneuver. Cue the updoots.
Let the mitochondria spin, let the cytoplasm slosh, and may every cell in your body earn a wholesome award from le reddit army.
Praise be to THE CELL — may it divide cringefully.
+Anonymous H — 1 week ago, 5 days later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #677,790
Mother Nature sucks