Topic: If too many cooks spoil the broth, what do too many cocks spoil?

+Anonymous A — 1 month ago #68,251

Let's hear your ideas.

+Anonymous B — 1 month ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #676,449

Too many weiners are hotdog flavored water.

+Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w — 1 month ago, 17 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #676,455

Too many cocks? Get a LOAD of this anon. Jizzus.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #676,459

@previous (Chuffed !3qyf8DDj3w)
lol

+Anonymous E — 1 month ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #676,461

The pussy

+Anonymous F — 1 month ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,466

The butthole

+Anonymous G — 1 month ago, 17 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,469

Egg collection

+Gavin — 1 month ago, 19 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,471

The sheets

+Anonymous I — 1 month ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,480

me ofc

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,492

heterosexuality

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,493

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Do you ever worry that all the cocks you've had have spoiled your chances of landing a husband?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,496

@previous (A)
no, and theres no point in relationships if i dont like anyone anyway. the older i get i see guys tryna settle with me, not the other way around. id rather be single than in a half assed relationship with no chemistry.

+Anonymous K — 1 month ago, 11 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,497

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,498

@previous (K)
idgi

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,501

@676,496 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> no, and theres no point in relationships if i dont like anyone anyway. the older i get i see guys tryna settle with me, not the other way around. id rather be single than in a half assed relationship with no chemistry.

This is how a lot of hookers end up unfortunately. Emotionally dead and unable to establish true intimacy.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 51 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,503

@previous (A)
so why am i the only single hooker i know, i prolly know more hookers than u

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,506

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> so why am i the only single hooker i know, i prolly know more hookers than u

I find it hard to believe that every hooker you know is in a loving and committed relationship. Normal men don't date women who fuck other men for a living.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,507

@previous (A)
?, theyre in relationships. not even most ppl in general are in loving and committed relationships. normal ppl settle for whatever and date whoever. i dont care. ppl bitch about their relationships all the time n settle for whatever n theyre normies like u

+Gavin — 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,509

@676,506 (A)
Sex isn’t that big of a deal when u ain’t horny

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,511

@previous (Gavin)
hes horny

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 51 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,515

@676,509 (Gavin)
> Sex isn’t that big of a deal when u ain’t horny

Even men who aren't horny aren't going to commit to a woman who sucks dicks for a living.

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,516

@676,507 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> ?, theyre in relationships. not even most ppl in general are in loving and committed relationships. normal ppl settle for whatever and date whoever. i dont care. ppl bitch about their relationships all the time n settle for whatever n theyre normies like u

Maybe so but YOUR lack of emotional depth is due to your job. I'm diagnosing you. You said yourself in this thread that too many cocks have spoiled your heterosexuality.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,517

@previous (A)
i just said plenty hoes r in relationships. sum r even married. im just autistic internet person, like u

also lol! i NEVER CLaimed to be straight. u need to stop reading into every random thing i post. i just thot it matched the riddle. and nothing to do with me i just was thinking if theres a lot of cocks in 1 spot guys arent gonna be very heterosexual about it. nothing to do w me lol

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Gavin — 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,523

@676,515 (A)
If they are normies maybe
If she still comes home
And cuddles and kisses you
And runs her finger through your hair
You won’t care
Unless your ego is wrapped up in the wrong things
You mix up sex with affection like it’s cheating
You can’t imagine them separated
I probably wouldnt because hookers are also often crazy
But that is a separate issue

When ducky used to come back from having sex with multiple dudes
And she would sit down and want to play scrabble with me
She would be naked with her boobs out
And I would win
It’s irrelevant to the post
But I would always win because I’m good with words
And have an IQ of 139
But anyway
That’s why she doesn’t love me anymore
She’s a sore loser
You ever had a naked woman screaming at you
Because you won’t accept her words
As you agreed to use full British dictionary
And not Canadian
A small naked Arab woman
Smacking you with a scrabble board
Her boobs flopping in your face
And she no longer loves you
It’s a travesty
I wasn’t horny
So it was just boobs jiggling

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,526

@previous (Gavin)
u rly have a way w words

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 22 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,528

@676,517 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> also lol! i NEVER CLaimed to be straight. u need to stop reading into every random thing i post. i just thot it matched the riddle. and nothing to do with me i just was thinking if theres a lot of cocks in 1 spot guys arent gonna be very heterosexual about it. nothing to do w me lol

But your choice of answer reveals a lot about your subconscious. As a trained psychologist it is my nature to analyze. You may have THOUGHT you were writing about a bunch of naked guys together but in fact your subconscious is telling you that your high body count has numbed you to the thrill of romance and sex.

I am not charging you for this service.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 13 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,529

@676,517 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Keep an eye on your drinking too because a woman who drinks too much ages like a loaf of bread.

·Anonymous K — 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,531

@previous (A)
Ducks has been sober for a looong tyme now.

+Gavin — 1 month ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,534

@676,528 (A)
I’ve been on a romantic boat ride with ducky

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,536

@676,528 (A)
looool that was great. thanks

@676,531 (K)
u remembered <3

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 16 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,537

@676,534 (Gavin)
> I’ve been on a romantic boat ride with ducky

Did you propose? If not, are you planning to?

+Gavin — 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,540

@previous (A)
No she doesn’t even like me in her presence anymore
She calls me fat and ugly and throws jerky at me

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,541

@previous (Gavin)
She's a mean drunk is she? That's a shame. You should have made an honest woman of her when you had the chance.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 58 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,542

i dont drink

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,543

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Then why are you verbally and physically abusive towards Gavin?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,548

@previous (A)
i known gavin literally 18 years

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 52 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,551

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
That's your answer to why you're abusive towards him?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,552

@previous (A)
lol no i just think thats really impressive

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,553

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Is it true you call him fat and ugly now?

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 13 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,567

someone just asked me out btw even tho i am a LoW vAlUe WoMyN how do i tell him that other men told me i shouldnt date men

+Anonymous P — 1 month ago, 53 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,568

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Bake their noodle and wear a mens' rights sweater I guess??

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 14 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,570

@676,567 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Tell him what you do for a living. Problem solved.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 48 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,571

@previous (A)
> Tell him what you do for a living. Problem solved.

he knows. lol. that doesnt work as well as u think

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 10 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,572

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Ah ok, he's one of those sad cases who thinks he can "rescue" you and you'll be eternally grateful to him.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 20 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,573

@previous (A)
those types say that right away usually, so no . either way im not interested

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,574

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Tell you what, if you're still on the shelf at 40 I'll make you an offer myself.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 33 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,575

@previous (A)
if i dont like someone then theres 0 point to a relationship. now were recycling above convo guess u ran outa things to say at me.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,576

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> if i dont like someone then theres 0 point to a relationship. now were recycling above convo guess u ran outa things to say at me.

Very well, let's discuss food, we haven't touched on that yet. Are you a good cook?

+Anonymous Q — 1 month ago, 59 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,577

@676,574 (A)
> Tell you what, if you're still on the shelf at 40 I'll make you an offer myself.

Damn, that's a sales pitch if I ever heard one lol

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 37 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,578

@676,576 (A)
im vegan

·Ergo — 1 month ago, 14 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,580

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> im vegan

Yet you do go down and suckle a hunk of Man Meat or even Woman Labia so a Vegan that will put live meat in her mouth.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,581

@previous (Ergo)
its consentual. veganism is about harm reduction

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