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Topic: If you are a ship captain and ship is sinking you will....

+3962 months ago #68,243

Litlle psychology test. Option 1 you are ultimate coward. Option 2 you seek oportunity in every situation. Option 3 you dont wanna see problems in front of your face. Option 4 you are ultimate psychopath. Option 5 you trying to be a hero but still care more about some medal and TV fame than lives of others. Option 6 you alcoholics never rest!
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Jump immediately-0%
Try to loot something114%
Pretending that everything is ok-0%
Make sinking faster-0%
Saving the ship229%
Drink your last booze457%
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+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc2 months ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #676,323

im saving the ship if i can, not for fame or a medal, but because i have extremely intense thalassophobia and this whole scenario made my heart spaz out. i dont wanna die from ocean

+Anonymous C2 months ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #676,325

Get everybody else off the ship, drink the last booze and then make it sink faster.

·396 (OP) — 2 months ago, 12 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #676,386

Cool solutions guys :D

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc2 months ago, 19 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #676,389

thanks babe

+Anonymous D2 months ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #676,390

I truly hope this is a boat captain looking for an actual answer here - I find that thought delightful.

+Anonymous E2 months ago, 21 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #676,395

Stand at the helm of the ship and scream I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!!

+Anonymous F1 month ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #676,600

Abandon ship

+Anonymous G1 month ago, 1 day later, 4 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #676,629

shoot everybody attempting the lifeboat. i hit that iceberg for a reason dammit!

+Anonymous H2 weeks ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,798

@previous (G)
Titanic time

·Anonymous E2 weeks ago, 7 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,803

I would use Ducky's tits as flotation devices.

+Anonymous I2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,810

@previous (E)
> I would use Ducky's tits as flotation devices.

We get her pregnant and we can enjoy the milk to enhance survival.

+Anonymous J2 weeks ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,820

Save the ship. Assuming you’re in the middle of nowhere, if that shit sinks you’re fucking dead. If you’re in the middle of a channel or something inland do w/e you’re gonna be fine.

·Anonymous E2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,822

@676,810 (I)
Sounds like a good idea!

·396 (OP) — 2 weeks ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,840

@676,820 (J)
> Save the ship. Assuming you’re in the middle of nowhere, if that shit sinks you’re fucking dead. If you’re in the middle of a channel or something inland do w/e you’re gonna be fine.

Good thinking.

+HumectressOfBabylon1 week ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,960

I can't vote

+Anonymous L5 days ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #677,002

@previous (HumectressOfBabylon)
> I can't vote

Me too and I made that post :D There are some stupid rules about voting. But you can write decision in comment.
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