Topic: Help there’s a snickers up there
+Gavin — 2 weeks ago #68,227
Help
+Anonymous B — 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #676,123
Up where? Your crapper?
+Anonymous C — 2 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #676,124
Fun size or full bar?
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2 weeks ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #676,127
+Morbid !vbsvhaneDY — 2 weeks ago, 51 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #676,128
I'm allergic to peanuts :(
+Anonymous F — 2 weeks ago, 18 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #676,140
+Freak in the Spreadsheets !Ho3pCUJLyI — 2 weeks ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #676,143
Resolution? Still up there?
+Anonymous H — 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #676,145
·Gavin (OP) — 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #676,148
@676,143 (Freak in the Spreadsheets !Ho3pCUJLyI)
I had this plan to like melt one end of another snickers
And weld it together to the other
And pull them both out
Now there’s 1 and a half up there
I had this plan to like melt one end of another snickers
And weld it together to the other
And pull them both out
Now there’s 1 and a half up there
·wtf — 2 weeks ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #676,149
@previous (Gavin)
Are you saying you put a candy bar up your ass?
Was this prep for a rim job that includes tongue up your bung hole?
Are you saying you put a candy bar up your ass?
Was this prep for a rim job that includes tongue up your bung hole?
+Anonymous I — 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,159
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 weeks ago, 11 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,162
+Anonymous K — 2 weeks ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,170
+Gavin — 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,189
Guys I’m in a plane
And they made an announcement
Someone has a super severe nut allergy
No nuts allowed on board
Not even nut essence allowed in the air
Do I tell them
About the snickers up there? ↖️
And they made an announcement
Someone has a super severe nut allergy
No nuts allowed on board
Not even nut essence allowed in the air
Do I tell them
About the snickers up there? ↖️
+Anonymous M — 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,190
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 2 weeks ago, 11 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,191
snickers isnt vegan
last 2 times i flew egyptair i picked vegan meal. first time they had none and tried to say its on me not them. i pull my ticket out and said see? how u gona blame me? and so they gave me fruit
happened again on the fucking way back
u know its fine cuz its not like i look forward to plane food but im jus hela bored up there
also the vegan meal is never fully vegan. theyll have cheese on the salad or a side of butter for ur bread. so im suppose to eat dry bread. like ok
last 2 times i flew egyptair i picked vegan meal. first time they had none and tried to say its on me not them. i pull my ticket out and said see? how u gona blame me? and so they gave me fruit
happened again on the fucking way back
u know its fine cuz its not like i look forward to plane food but im jus hela bored up there
also the vegan meal is never fully vegan. theyll have cheese on the salad or a side of butter for ur bread. so im suppose to eat dry bread. like ok
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 2 weeks ago, 54 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,192
+Anonymous N — 2 weeks ago, 25 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,193
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Took me a second to get it, then I remembered there are millions of people with peanut allergies down there :D :D
Took me a second to get it, then I remembered there are millions of people with peanut allergies down there :D :D
·Anonymous N — 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,194
@676,191 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
People on the outside forget that it's in EVERYTHING. I went vegan for like a month and had to wave the white flag - went back to regular vegetarian.
People on the outside forget that it's in EVERYTHING. I went vegan for like a month and had to wave the white flag - went back to regular vegetarian.
·Gavin — 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,196
ok my plane got hijacked
but luckily
the hijacker was the one with the peanut allergy
So I put my finger up there
And then put it up his nose
He went down
And I finger blasted his nostril and mouth to finish him off
And now he’s dead
And I’m in Gambia
Being treated to their local delicacy
Which is meat
I can’t eat it
So I’m stuffing it up there with the snickers
The whole thing has gotten worse
Ethically
And
Physically
but luckily
the hijacker was the one with the peanut allergy
So I put my finger up there
And then put it up his nose
He went down
And I finger blasted his nostril and mouth to finish him off
And now he’s dead
And I’m in Gambia
Being treated to their local delicacy
Which is meat
I can’t eat it
So I’m stuffing it up there with the snickers
The whole thing has gotten worse
Ethically
And
Physically
·wtf — 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,198
+Anonymous O — 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #676,224
What's the name for insertion of food up you know where and letting it all melt outwards???
+Anonymous P — 5 days ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #676,332
Sweat (A La La La La Long)