Topic: Where do all y'all live?

+Lurk for at least 180 seconds before po — 1 month ago #68,204

I live in the Ozark Mountains nowadays, but I used to live in Texas. I miss Texas.

+Anonymous B — 1 month ago, 57 minutes later[T] [B] #675,885

Have you ever eaten rocky mountain oysters?

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #675,887

i live in an apartment building

+Anonymous D — 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #675,888

Portland. Hipster mecca but the scene kinda died. I need a new identity now.

+Anonymous E — 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #675,890

@675,885 (B)
No just regular ocean oysters

@675,887 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Me too atm. I miss a house.

@previous (D)
I do miss the west coast but fuck me is it expensive.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #675,891

@previous (E)
i dont miss houses for these reasons:

a) bugs. idk i just deal with less bugs in the air

b) shoveling

c) lawns to take care of

d) all maintenance is out of pocket & on u (maintenance is included in a building)

i think thats about it. oh and

e) cant sit on porch or patio naked without being seen

+Anonymous F — 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #675,893

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> cant sit on porch or patio naked without being seen
Back of house with yard and fence. Had an ex-gf that did herself every morning so the sun would warm her lower parts as she got herself off.
Memories of a demo by her. (bedroom not backyard)

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #675,895

@previous (F)
i can see everyones backyards from my parents bedroom window lol please everyone saw her and thats what got her off probably. there are children

·Anonymous F — 1 month ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #675,897

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Actually her house was in a canyon with the backyard facing just hills and scrub brush. Perhaps a hiker may have?
It was a short relationship. She went on a trip for Thanksgiving to her parents and I was invited to an event where I was captured by a Red Head.
Carpet matched the drapes and I ended up breaking up with the ex.

Oh the Red Head dumped me because I was not ready to discuss marriage and children with her and that was at 3 months into the relationship.
Only dumped by two in my life. Did hurt.

+Anonymous G — 3 weeks ago, 3 days later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #675,945

@675,891 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You're not wrong about all the landscaping/maintenance. What I really hate is the HOA. The house my wife and I last had was a bitch. Literally within 12 hours of trash pick up oh you better pick up your can before we fucking fine you even though literally trash was picked up that morning and tell me a 9-5 job ain't common.

+Anonymous H — 3 weeks ago, 5 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,082

Southern Florida. - What's left of it, anyways.

+Anonymous I — 3 weeks ago, 40 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #676,086

@previous (H)
Conch Republic?

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