Topic: Dad wants me to get married

+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 1 month ago #68,200

It was so random. then an idiot kissed me and idk why. guys try to be assertive but it only gona work if im into. like he invited himself over next week. huh? i gotta to see my fam

we sat across each other n chatted for 2 hr. felt platonic asf. did he decide there was chemistry? you cant feel chemistry one way it has to be both ways duh

the older i get the more i realize men r tryna settle with me !

everyones always like oh its the women settling

i am content with cats. cos if im not into u what's the point. i liked someone 3 times in my life. im almost autistic

xoxo,
gossip girl

+Anonymous B — 1 month ago, 5 hours later[T] [B] #675,830

Dad needs grand kids.

+Anonymous C — 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #675,837

Firm believer in everyone finding their own way. Don't get hitched for family, you're the one that has to deal with all that work, not them!

+Anonymous D — 1 month ago, 33 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #675,840

this is like the 5th time i've seen this thread. stop larping or just do what YOU want to do. not what anyone else tells you to do

+Anonymous E — 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #675,844

@675,830 (B)
> Dad needs grand kids.
My 20's were like that. Mom especially was trying to set me up with her friends' kids, missionaries, coworkers' kids... pretty tiring.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 1 month ago, 39 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #675,845

@675,840 (D)
ummm my dad has NEVER talked to me about boys my ENTIRE LIFE until he asked me about marriage last week so thats a LIE !

+Anonymous F — 1 month ago, 55 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #675,847

Don't do it

·Anonymous B — 1 month ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #675,851

@675,845 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You will have to excuse Anon D
He is suffering with Erection Rejection.

+Anonymous G — 1 month ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #675,852

Your dad can set you up with an arranged marriage.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 1 month ago, 22 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #675,856

@OP
> im almost autistic
you have cats and you've been posting on tc for more than 10 years lol

+Gavin — 1 month ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #675,869

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
When she got braids this one time she asked them to braid some of her cats fur in to them too - they did it for her.

·Question — 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #675,870

@previous (Gavin)
Perhaps she included some pubic hair in that mix.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 1 month ago, 13 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #675,875

@675,869 (Gavin)
lol ppl do that

+Anonymous J — 1 month ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #675,884

My wife and I were both prepared to be forever alone. We could date, but past relationships would keep us away from forming any new real relationship. Any way, we met and immediately fell in love. We're going on 3 years in November and we couldn't be happier.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 1 month ago, 12 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #675,886

@previous (J)
aw thats so beautiful. maybe that happens to me maybe not. its ok as long as its like bcuz i dont love anyone, and not coz i love someone and he don't love me back. thats jus sad

·Anonymous Z-2 — 1 month ago, 13 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #675,892

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You could give your dad children without getting married. Even without sex by using IVF.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #675,896

@previous (Anonymous Z-2)
? im ok w concept of marriage if i like somebody. i dont fucking want kids bro that isnt changing

·Anonymous Z-2 — 1 month ago, 28 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #675,898

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Same for me re no kids. Alas even tho my IQ is more than just ok - I with no experience with a condom started to put it on backwards. Shocking yet true, when put on correctly that one precum drop, had live sperm and the results were pregnancy. The husband has no clue.

+Anonymous K — 1 month ago, 15 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #675,899

Men can be so annoying.

+Anonymous L — 1 month ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #675,901

@675,875 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
hello ppl
my name is Gavin

+Anonymous M — 3 weeks ago, 6 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #676,039

13th August~ time to do it

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 3 weeks ago, 38 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #676,044

@previous (M)
?? what why. anyway im txting guys back lately but again just feels very FRIENDLY like friends like friendzoning (idk)

+Anonymous N — 5 days ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,335

@675,845 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> ummm my dad has NEVER talked to me about boys my ENTIRE LIFE until he asked me about marriage last week so thats a LIE !

Maybe the true excuse is he want you to move away by getting married!

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 5 days ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,379

@previous (N)
i did move already lol

·Anonymous B — 4 days ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,393

Ducks I have put gals in the friend zone. One dance partner who I more than lusted for...She took me outside and point black asked me why I had not made a move on her. Fact is I felt she was way out of my league. She even asked me IF I was gay.

My response was - Sure we could try and it probably would fail and I want you as a long term friend so lets keep it at that.

Decades later she remains a friend. Would it have worked IF?

100% for sure it would have failed after the very first serious foreplay. Couple of years later she confided to me that she needs a VERY VERY Large Penis. 10+ and very thick. Me - Just text book average + 1/2 and NOT thicker than average.

Now I admit to this day I really really really wanted/want to view her breasts. Guessing 40 E's because I have viewed/held her Bras over the years and NONE have Tags lol

Ducks I have let Breasts rule my day over the years. Thing is once I have them I truly do not spend much time with them and have been turned on totally by Extra Tiny.

Back to work work work work. 21 hour days days in a row and soon will have a solution so I can go back to NORMAL.

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 3 days ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,400

@previous (B)
i saw some kinda mri scan that showed the diff sizes of internal vaginas. i do believe some women need a big dick. i am pretty sure my vagina is not big inside. its honestly not a great vagina and im constantly at war with her. i always think mentally im in the right job but physically i was prolly suppose to be a nun. lol

·Anonymous B — 3 days ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,401

@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
My experience is limited to about 43 Vaginas. Only one was so how do I put this - Looked totally normal in every respect. She was very loose.
I have NEVER fisted a Vagina yet I am totally sure I could have easily done that to her. With me inside I could easily insert 4 fingers as well. Stopped at that point because well because. I have another gal friend who is an successful TV show writer. She shared her diary/journal with me about what she needs and she turned down a proposal for marriage because the guy was too small - Not micro but just too small for her. She moved in with me for maybe 6 months because after the turn down he kicked her out of his house.

One of my Ex's told me about an Ex BF who was so large he could never find a gal who could deal with his size. He committed suicide. This was per-internet era. There are images on the net of women who have the large end of a Champagne bottle inside the Vag. If only he stayed alive just 3 or so years to view what is possible.

May you make peace with your Vag. Most important of course is the Clitoris. I once encountered one that was sticking UP like a miniature penis as I was about to go downtown on her. That moment when my brain and my somewhat cringing at... Enough said and I just dove down in with success.

Just said goodnight to the last party guest leaving and have 11 people in guest rooms and living rooms after one of my Epic Bar-B-Q's for a Holiday party. So many Margaritas and whatever people desired as drinks and a few unable to drive home.

GF is ready to feed them all for breakfast before they part ways.

See ya later Gator. Zooooooom---->

+Anonymous O — 3 days ago, 12 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,402

Vagina size is relatively similar in my experience, with one exception. One woman had the tighest vagina I'd ever had the pleasure of getting inside.

The first time we tried to have sex it "didn't work".The next time I realized I needed to basically bang on the door until it opened. I asked if it was painful, she said a little bit. Once I was inside, everything was good. The next time we had sex she was a bit loser.

We didn't last because although she was a normal 50 year old, she was lacking in the brains department. I'd always be helping her with stuff.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Anonymous P — 3 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,403

@previous (O)
> ..was a normal 50 year old, she was lacking in the brains department. I'd always be helping her with stuff.

I don't know what it is with that age bracket, but they seem to think 'the 20 year olds', their computer, or customer service does everything for them - and maybe they're right. Seems kinda pointless to start a long term relationship with someone with that attitude though.

+Gavin — 3 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,407

I sent him my cv

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 2 days ago, 11 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,409

@previous (Gavin)
> I sent him my cv

thx babe

went on a date a few days ago but idk
i friendzone every man i ever meet

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,410

i went on 2 dates. im 100% sure the first guy was a literal NPC

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc (OP) — 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,411

other guy too serious. and asked me if i was black.he whispered and leaned in. r u black? lol. WHAT

+Anonymous R — 2 days ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,412

@676,410 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
> im 100% sure the first guy was a literal NPC
I work with a few of those. Cardboard: the person.

·Gavin — 2 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #676,417

@676,409 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
He said if I married his daughter he would pay me £30000 a year
I am trying to get more

@676,411 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
But like r u?

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