I’ve never had any interest in joining the military. I was just thinking about it, in World War Two, guys got drafted to die at like 18. I find it hard to imagine that. I feel like I don’t really believe in anything enough to die for it. I guess racism pisses me off, I’d probably kill a racist. But it doesn’t seem like those are the people the government is killing.
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I’m not a psychopath, so I wouldn’t do this, but if I was a psychopath, if I was a dictator, I’d probably try to unify the world as one country.
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CLASSIC DOONESBURY
SERGEANT. B.D : "REMEMBER, PEOPLE, WHEN YOU'RE IN A HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT, THE GROUND IS YOUR BEST FRIEND!
IF YOU TAKE NOTHING ELSE INTO THE FIELD, MAKE SURE YOU'RE CARRYING AN ENTRENCHING TOOL!
THE SHALLOWEST TRENCH - ANY DEPRESSION - GREATLY ENHANCES YOUR CHANCES OF SURVIVAL! YES, QUESTION IN THE BACK."
JOURNALIST : "YEAH, WOULDN'T A HOTEL ROOM WORK JUST AS WELL?"
SERGEANT. B.D : "YOU'RE A PUNDIT, I TAKE IT."