Topic: I’m tinkerbell momofuku

+Anonymous A — 5 months ago #67,909

When I was a little boy, I never wanted to grow up to be a tinkerbell. I always wanted to join the prayboys and surf the waves for Jesus Christ. I want to feel the radical spiritual energy of the Hawaiian surf. I never wanted to join master sensei momofuku. I always thought the tinkerbell was some girly shit for 10 year old Disney princess obsessed children. That’s before I met the baddass momofuku that changed my life forever. He taught me ancient Egyptian spiritual values and to fight on in the name of Anubis. That’s when I learned to stop being a prayboy pissy and embrace traditional Caucasian masculinity. I have since painted my penis white to look like momofuku himself. I am no longer an African prayboy in the priest game on the come up, I am an official tinkerbell fighting in the name of one badass momofuku from Egypt! My Caucasian senses are tingling. I sense a white girl with blond hair two blocks from here I desperate need of energy crystals and yoga mats. My people need me.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #673,113

Women don’t deserve to be princesses because when REAL men wake up to the ancient patriarchal masculine role GOD assigned to us, all the princess roles will be taken by MEN. So put on your tiara and throw up those gang signs.

https://youtu.be/DPC9erC5WqU?t=2m19s

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #673,114

I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathedral_of_Light

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 24 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #673,115

@previous (A)
They did Nazi that cum.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 10 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #673,116

I have no idea what the fcuk I’m saying.

https://www.frenchconnection.com/

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 16 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #673,117

@previous (A)
French
Connection
United
Kingdom

·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 17 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #673,119

Momofuku got dat 🍑

+Anonymous B — 5 months ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #673,124

What?

+Anonymous C — 5 months ago, 5 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #673,128

@previous (B)
Good. Be confused.

+Anonymous D — 5 months ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #673,287

I'm NANA MUMEI

+Anonymous E — 5 months ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #673,288

@previous (D)
Why do you always post weird shit?

+Anonymous F — 5 months ago, 58 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #673,292

@previous (E)
far less weird than ai wordsalad.

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