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Topic: Prison for life
+Anonymous A — 5 months ago #67,890
I was just thinking a second ago…
In China, they execute a lot of people, but you can kinda die anyway just in life. Like we think getting killed by the government is different than getting killed by a school shooter or something, like somehow it’s worse. But really, in Europe they don’t have the death penalty most of the time. But going to prison for life doesn’t feel as scary as being executed. But why though? It’s the same sorts thing, you’re stuck in prison for the rest of your life so your life is sorta over.
Then I was thinking… well hold up a minute, if you locked somebody in prison for their entire life, they have the rest of their life to think about how to escape. So are people who live their whole life in prison just stupid? Like I’d imagine if I had a life sentence, I’d be trying to be every guards gay lover to manipulate them into letting me out. I’d be whoring myself out like crazy. I’m not gay but I don’t care, if it’s life in prison or freedom, I don’t care if I have to shave using a toothbrush handle I sharpened into a blade using the head of a screw on the side of my bed. I will shave my asshole up, and I will lubricate it with toilet water, I will grow my hair long, I will be a woman for you, just let me out this fucking box. I’ll kill your whole family when I get out just to prove to God I didn’t do it because I actually love you, but I’m gonna make you fall in love with my male asshole to make it out this cage!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #673,029
They put me in prison, I’m gonna get an iPhone smuggled in there, and every night underneath my blanket, I’m gonna be radicalizing an army of young men who can’t get laid to blow up the prison and break me outta there because when they die as martyrs fighting against the guards, the sky people from Mars will reward them with 20 million virgins.