I grew up in New Tork, I wuz waized by Korean parents, annnnd fun fact about me: women are kitties but I’m a boy so I’m a puppy. That’s why all the ladies call me Mike thickpuppy. I’m one thick puppy. You know how Tom Holland is getting all the sexual attention from girls on instagram? Well I’m essentially Korean Spider-Man. My real name isn’t Mike but all my English friends call me that. HAHA.
I like to cosplay as a naked girl even though I’m a guy, it’s not gay, I’m actually a Russian agent in America and my job is to subvert American culture by promoting LGBTQ on the youth to make them weak queers who can’t fight in the army. I’m essentially a professional FSB state groomer. I love Putin. You know being a tranny is illegal in Russia, but Putin is above the law! You Americans are silly Billie’s. Somebody should suck your cocks to show how your culture is inferior to Slavic racial glory!
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Don’t be lacist or ill pout and bitch and moan the way you wish your fat autistic girlfriend would you white loser!
Meal team six will catch Russias enemies even on the toilet. Oh and I love you like that. Your ass is dirty and flaaaaaaat.
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