Topic: Illegal American citizen here
+Anonymous A — 5 months ago #67,884
So I was born in the United States but currently I’m illegally staying in Mexico. I can speak a little Spanish actually. Me no hablo el comunismo. That means I speak Spanish and I think your wife is hot.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #672,950
Anyway, I’ve been smuggling iPhones into Mexico since it’s against the communist laws down here to own technology or experience modernity since Mexico is essentially a South African country. That’s not racist BTW, Africa is a beautiful country, but South Africa is a shithole because Elon Musk ruined it!
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #672,951
You know what would be funny? If Mexico deported a bunch of Mexican citizens to the United States with their faces painted white and said they’re Americans illegally staying in Mexico. That would probably violate international human rights laws or something, but it’d be pretty funny.
+Anonymous B — 5 months ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #672,977
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+Anonymous C — 5 months ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #672,979
+Anonymous D — 5 months ago, 16 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #672,983
+Anonymous E — 5 months ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #673,056
Taco eater+Anonymous F — 5 months ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #673,064
·Anonymous F — 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #673,065
Hmm…
·Anonymous F — 5 months ago, 15 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #673,066
·Anonymous E — 5 months ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #673,868
Mexico is the new japan