Topic: Illegal American citizen here

+Anonymous A — 1 year ago #67,884

So I was born in the United States but currently I’m illegally staying in Mexico. I can speak a little Spanish actually. Me no hablo el comunismo. That means I speak Spanish and I think your wife is hot.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #672,950

Anyway, I’ve been smuggling iPhones into Mexico since it’s against the communist laws down here to own technology or experience modernity since Mexico is essentially a South African country. That’s not racist BTW, Africa is a beautiful country, but South Africa is a shithole because Elon Musk ruined it!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #672,951

You know what would be funny? If Mexico deported a bunch of Mexican citizens to the United States with their faces painted white and said they’re Americans illegally staying in Mexico. That would probably violate international human rights laws or something, but it’d be pretty funny.

+Anonymous B — 1 year ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #672,977

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+Anonymous C — 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #672,979

@previous (B)
Cool characters bro

+Anonymous D — 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #672,983

@OP
Have you tried a real taco yet?

+Anonymous E — 1 year ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #673,056

Taco eater

+Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #673,064

@previous (E)
Street fighter…

·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #673,065

Hmm…

·Anonymous F — 1 year ago, 15 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #673,066

Is Japan the new Mexico?

https://youtu.be/d0LEgkH9fWA?feature=shared

·Anonymous E — 11 months ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #673,868

Mexico is the new japan

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