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Topic: I don’t like bidets

+Anonymous A9 months ago #67,841

The problem with me and a bidet is every time I let it spray my ass I end up with peeing on my chest because I get a boner.

+Anonymous B2 weeks ago, 8 months later[T] [B] #677,673

i am gay, and i have no penis. i use as bidet (shit) because i have, no penis, except the type of penis that is only acceptable on penis man penis, with extra penis. i don't think that is any way to be penis, except with penis. and i use a bidet on my anus, after shitting! but only after shitting and not doing penis, putting penis in butt or penis in anus does not need to be bidet, because there exists no shit on the ass hole after getting pooped or not shitting but doing butt sex. so i am a gay man who uses or doesnt use as bidet depending on if or not if is my penis existent or non-existent, there are many gay men in the gay community who feel the same way and yet cannot put their penis in their ass hole after shitting and pissing

just my two cents

+Anonymous C1 week ago, 5 days later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #677,802

_WK.mp4The only good thing france made

+Anonymous D1 week ago, 9 hours later, 8 months after the original post[T] [B] #677,806

Video is totally irrelevant.

+Anonymous E2 days ago, 1 week later, 9 months after the original post[T] [B] #677,949

Matt uses them as water fountains while a guy is cleaning his ass.
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