TinyChan

So I’m not a racist, but as a black man, this is my ranking of the European races from best to worst.


1. The Celtic people (because they’re based)

2. The Germanic people - it only makes sense why a black dude would rank Germany this high if you’ve ever been to Germany. If you’ve opened a history book it’s not gonna make sense just trust me.

3. The Slavs - their governments are not great and they tend to be authoritarian assholes but they’re not anal retentive like the Japanese which makes them more fun.


4. The Italians - great history, beautiful culture, just not too sure about the modern Italians and their politics.


5. The French - very fancy but they smoke too much and that pisses me off.

6. The British (in general) - cool country, I understand the language, seems nice, but has to be below France because they’re slightly less fancy.

7. The Spanish - I had to put them somewhere and I know nothing about them other than that colonial stuff.


8. The Portuguese - Spain’s tiny adorable psychopathic little brother who put the family dog in the microwave.

9. The English in particular specifically excluding London - back in the olden days Americans could believe the British were all fancy before people from northern England who aren’t posh started posting their view of the world on social media and now we know where American rednecks got their genetics from

10. The Germans (for historical reasons) - they were the worst people ever in the history of the world. Now they’re okay, but they still need to be at the bottom of the list.

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The Celtic people’s just have to be unapologetically based for some reason. I don’t know what it is about them that’s so agreeable.

https://youtu.be/4W5Z2qL4CQ0

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