Topic: Just help me out
+Anonymous A — 5 months ago #67,786
I’m here today because moderator of TinyChan, owner of TinyChan, sir, I have been trying to speak to you for 10 years. I’ve been looking for someone to give me a second look, a full second look. I came here to ask you today to ask if you can please let me apply for future CEO position of TinyChan. Or at least I’d like to come on the board of directors of TinyChan. This is to the benefit of TinyChan shareholders. I may not have a degree or work experience, but I am also a super genius like yourself. I have a very advanced mind in front of you. Nobody in the history of everybody who ever lived has as much brains as I do. I’m a stage four genius. I know it’s hard but I’m just asking you to please please just give me the benefit of the doubt and I will not disappoint you. Just trust me, I know what’s best for TinyChan and I’ll take this website to levels you’ve never seen before. We’re going to get unbelievable numbers together, numbers nobody’s ever seen before, ever growing numbers, we’ll get a ridiculous number of new users on the website. And we will become rich doing it. I’ve been working on artificial super intelligence. I know a lot. I know API, I know python, I’ve written in computer before. I’m telling you. People don’t know but I went to MIT. I am an MIT researcher who has done work in Area 51 for skunkworks. I have worked on alien vehicles. I have done research on engineered objects which are extraterrestrial in origin. I have advanced codes from the planet Venus that will allow everybody on TinyChan to open their third eye to the heavenly mother and ascend as higher beings. They will become the saved ones who do not need eyes in their heads or teeth in their mouths. Our hearts will go out to the sacred angels. I’ve been contracted by NASA to develop the first space shuttle.
I hope that you will find my application to future CEO position well, and that we can be great partners together. And partnership, true partnership, can’t nothing come between us baby, we’re like this man 🤞. We’re like brothers, only closer. Peace and love to you, and to all your enemies so that they may prosper.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #672,380
Now, if you’ll allow it, I would like to detail how my previous experience would benefit TinyChan. I was born to a vestal virgin mother. I have only one brother, Remus. After the death of our mother, we were nursed and raised by a she-wolf. Once we became men, we had an argument over where to found the city of Washington D.C. My brother wanted to put the capital of our new nation in Philadelphia, I wanted to put it in its current location. So naturally, I killed my brother. I then asked several beautiful women if they wanted to be the mothers of the first Americans, but they all refused to marry me. So naturally, I kidnapped them and raped them to force them to give birth to the first Americans. When I died I was cast off to Heaven as a martyr of the freedom of the American people as I am the true founder of the United States of America. During the next eclipse of the moon over the United States, I will come down from heaven to kill the president, and reclaim my rightful place as God Emperor of the United States and conquer the world, and my kingdom will have no end.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #672,381
THIS POST WAS CENSORED BT THE GOVERNMENT
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·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #672,382
I guess I’m superior though because of my high intelligence. I’m a stage four genius and I know how to take TinyChan to the moon. Haha. I’m so much better than everyone else in the world, they should be thankful I haven’t just raped and killed all of them.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #672,383
I know how to count so good. I’m so good at counting. I can count to three. ONE, TOOO, FORE, TREEE!
Look how intelligent I am. You aren’t even smart enough to know what I did wrong there. Hahaha. It’s okay. I just need a hot moderator to make me happy. Just make me future ceo position. I just want to be able to work with you because I’m feeling lonely.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 5 months ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #672,384
Hey babe, don’t you want me, hehe. Check me out I’m so cute. Don’t you want a cute TinyChan CEO?
https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/DOC_0000258357.pdf+TheMod — 5 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #672,388
@OP
DEAL! Welcome to the board of directors, you’re our new CEO.