Topic: "Roleplay"
+Anonymous A — 6 months ago #67,700
100% of the time somebody uses that word, it’s sexual, but I’m about to do something insane and use it in a nonsexual way. This is worse than admitting to being a gay transgender neo nazi, but if I’m being honest - I do enjoy playing a role on the internet. Now before you judge me: it’s not sexual… or consensual. I don’t like roleplaying as like a thing where the other person is in on it, I like doing it to confuse people and piss them off by being weird and confusing and stupid. I’m a black guy, and sometimes I go on anonymous websites and tell people I’m an Italian girl or I’ll tell people I’m a gay Japanese man, and I’ll play this game, where I try and keep somebody talking to me for as long as possible while also saying things that are as crazy as possible.
Like here’s a for instance where I’ll just make up an exchange similar to exchanges I’ve had before:
Them: hey m or f
Me: heyyy I’m 18 f from Korea
Them: ohh wow Korea
Me: I’m Korean Spider-Man
Them: how is Korea do you like it?
Me: I like hitler
Them: do you have snap?
Me: no but I have bitconnect
Them: what’s bitconnect?
Me: download bitconnect and then I dick suck you baby I’m Korean Spider-Man
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #671,962
Or like one time I set my username to "David Beckham’s left testicle"
And then I’d basically pretend to be a Japanese girl and I’d tell them I’m F 18 from Japan and ask them if they want me in their mouth. And they’d say, "yes baby I’m so horny for you." And then I’d be like, "you want David Beckham’s left testicle in your mouth babe?" And half the time these white dudes are so stupid they’re like, "yes" and it’s the funniest fucking thing in the world to me.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #671,963
Or I’ll ask them, gun to the head: would you rather fuck an Arab dude or fuck a Japanese guy. And then when they’d say, "I guess Japanese because they’re more clean." I’d pretend to be a super horny gay Japanese guy into white dudes.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 54 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #671,964
Sometimes I’ll just start screaming at them to be proud of their Italian heritage when I don’t even know where the fuck they’re actually from.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #671,965
Or one of my favorites is I just pretend to be a dude that doesn’t know the Earth exists. So I’ll be like, "yeah I don’t think Earth is real." And they’ll be like, "Earth is a planet." And I’ll be like, "Yeah but I looked in the sky and I didn’t see a blue planet." And then they’ll say, "You’re on Earth." And then I’ll say, "No I’m on the ground, Earth is a planet and planets are in the sky." And just keep that stupid exchange going for like an hour as they progressively go insane.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #671,966
"I’m a Mexican bitch from Italy."
What do you mean by that?
"I’m from Italian and I speak Mexico."
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #671,967
Then sometimes it ends up turning into a conversation. I’ve actually had some long conversations with people who are nazis before. I feel like there are two types of people who are nazis: really evil vicious people, and people who are so dumb fuck retarded they actually believe nazism isn’t racist like unironically they’re that stupid. So they can hav a conversation with a black dude on the internet and be trying to convince me that hitlers just this really cool guy that wanted to free his people, even though they know I’m black. Which is just retarded, but it’s entertaining so whatever.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 55 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #671,968
I actually met one guy who was Jewish who was apologizing to me for being Jewish and trying to convince me that the Nazis we’re super impressive because they almost won against Russia.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 36 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #671,969
@previous (A)
Wish I made that up but that legit happened.