Topic: write a joke here and someone try to find something offensive about it. Daily Cool Thread [DCT]
+icarusduck !3GqYIJ3Obs — 6 months ago #67,689
write the least offensive joke you can think of and somebody should find something offensive about it.
+Anonymous B — 6 months ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #671,925
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Dumb as fuck.
+Anonymous C — 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #671,926
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
·Anonymous C — 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #671,928
What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key
+Anonymous D — 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #671,929
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
> wait for it...
> wait for it...
Look for fresh prints.
·Anonymous C — 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #671,931
@previous (D)
That’s so billionairephobic! Not all rich people are hoarding art prints!
·Anonymous C — 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #671,932
Why did the cave diver engineer bring a wrench to the dive?
Because he wanted to tighten up the situation before it got too deep!
https://youtu.be/0xCkYEH5Lq0·Anonymous D — 6 months ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #671,935
@671,931 (C)
Billionaires are lolcows who can't be taken srsly on their terms since submission to the ever-changing demands of the narcissist means a certain death of the soul. Each cult member is a walking meme, drained from defending or trying to ignore false narratives that aren't a matter of preternatural '4d chess' but, in the simplest of terms, the modus operandi and hallmark of every dark triad personality.
·ZimbabweBoy — 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #671,936
@previous (D)
That deep. Deeper than a cave diver stuck in nutty putty.
https://youtu.be/e3EhsYmh9RM ·Anonymous D — 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #671,937
@previous (ZimbabweBoy)
Holy shite, it's like a horror movie in there.
I'm regressing through the time portal again.
I'm not sure I know how to process this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RUs6UBm_AY ·Anonymous D — 6 months ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #672,115
"Knock, knock!"
+Anonymous E — 6 months ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #672,133
@671,926 (C)
Are you calling pedestrians chickens? What is wrong with you? Our brave pedestrians have to face two tone death machines on a daily basis!
+Anonymous F — 6 months ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #672,158
Why don't blind people go skydiving?
It scares the shit out of the dog.