Topic: Dentists

+Anonymous A — 6 months ago #67,599

The only people in America who are more dishonest than our politicians. Go to one dentist, they say you’ve got a trillion cavities, go to another, they say you’ve got zero.

+noname — 6 months ago, 2 days later[T] [B] #671,507

And they leave hole inside you theet for have more work after

+Anonymous C — 6 months ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #671,652

They are the worst

+Anonymous D — 6 months ago, 15 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #671,655

I don’t get why we couldn’t just evolve to have teeth that work the same way as fingernails. You don’t have to brush your fingernails!

+Anonymous E — 6 months ago, 9 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #671,729

@previous (D)

I blame the finger nails. There's only so much amount of energy the body can spend, the finger nails insisted on getting all the regenerating perks.

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+Anonymous F — 6 months ago, 42 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #671,730

@previous (E)
How many finger nails do we actually need though? I’ve never picked at anything with every finger nail at the same time.

·Anonymous F — 6 months ago, 19 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #671,731

I guess finger nails are just really flat claws.

·Anonymous E — 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #671,732

@671,730 (F)
@671,730 (F)

Well these days people like their fingernails none lethal, we cut them short because they'll just come back.

·Anonymous F — 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #671,733

Interestingly, I found out by mistake if you cut your finger in the right way, your fingernail has the ability to start grow much thicker.

·Anonymous F — 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #671,734

There’s probably some way surgically you could make somebody grow something that resembles claws but it would take a lot of trial and error and a lot of waiting.

·Anonymous E — 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #671,735

@previous (F)

Probably something terrorists are researching, there's no law against flying with sharp claws

+Anonymous G — 6 months ago, 3 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #672,161

My childhood dentist was a piece of s**t. He was an evil sadist.