Topic: The founding of the United Kingdom
+Anonymous A — 6 months ago #67,575
On this day, 5.8 quadrillion years ago, the British culture and her people were founded on this island by Queen Fuckever. Queen Fuckever beheaded her 5 year old son, and this is the beautiful moment when we all decided that actually it is wrong for the government to censor free speech. We realized this because before Queen Fuckever beheaded her son, it was not legal for a woman to criticize a man, but with the death of her son, there was no point in having the law anymore, so this is the foundation of British freedom. We are a great, strong, proud, ancient people, oldest culture 5.8 quadrillion years. So respect us. Is your country 5.8 quadrillion years old? Probably not.