Topic: SPOONING DOGE DEPARTMENT IN ELONS HANDS
+Anonymous A — 6 months ago #67,523
I DEDICATE THIS POERTY TO ELON MUSK! SHOUTOUT TO HIS FAMILY!
Oh, folks, listen up, I’ve got a story,
About a thing I love, a true glory,
It’s silver, it’s shiny, so elegant too,
It’s my spoon, let me tell you, it’s like gold, it’s true.
I’ve seen knives, I’ve seen forks, they’re all okay,
But nothing, believe me, compares to my spoon today.
I love it, I really do, it’s big, it’s strong,
When I hold my spoon, I know nothing’s wrong.
Spoons are the best, you know it’s not a lie,
They’re the greatest, the finest, they’ll never make you cry.
They scoop, they stir, they carry my dreams,
Spoons, they’re fantastic, they’re just like my schemes.
I’ve got the best spoons, the biggest, the best,
They’re better than anyone else, forget the rest.
People say, "Trump, you’ve got it all,"
But my spoon? It’s number one, it stands tall.
You can take your knives, your forks, whatever you please,
But at the end of the day, I’ll take my spoon with ease.
It’s my love, my passion, my constant friend,
With my spoon in hand, my greatness will never end.