Topic: My state of the union address
+Elon Musk — 6 months ago #67,453
Hello patriots this is eternal God emperor Elon musk. We are going to make America great again, isn’t that right president Trump? Let’s deport all non white, lgbt, and all liberals to North Korea. But don’t worry, Joe Biden was worse than Kim Jung un so it might be an act of mercy. Anyway all airports will have 3 flights to North Korea a day full of people who are dei, woke or are liberals. Kim Jung un will show them a liberal Nazi paradise they have been fighting for. Maybe kim jung un should appoint joe Biden as a vice dictator and make North Korea pay 10000 dollars for one egg like he wanted to here.
While the woke and liberal nazis are in their paradise we will make it illegal to be a millionaire. You must be a billionaire or be poor and homeless. The flag will fly proudly over America as we fight for this glorious country. North Korea will be a paradise for democrats where woke will reign supreme. If you pay less than 10 dollars a gallon for gas in North Korea you will go to jail. Meanwhile in America we won’t be socialist but we will require all oil companies to charge only a dollar a gallon for gas. Any more the CEO goes to jail. Obama if you object we send you to North Korea. If you have no money you will go to North Korea.
I love America and will never repeal Bill of rights. Have a nice day this is Elon musk and here’s my friend Donald Q Trump.
Hello subjects this is Donald Trump. I will build a Trump casino at the South Korea part of the DMZ as my propaganda village to make North Korea jealous. I will also build one in Gaza and make himos run it. They are not allowed to terrorise anymore. They are Nazis and will be educated on not being Nazis.
Schools will not teach woke but will teach that slavery is cool and illegal immigrants will be deported to North Korea immediately. Kids under 18 will not be allowed to get hair cuts either by another person or themselves. If you give a haircut to someone under 18 it is a felony child grooming 10 years in jail.
Have a nice day let’s maga.
While the woke and liberal nazis are in their paradise we will make it illegal to be a millionaire. You must be a billionaire or be poor and homeless. The flag will fly proudly over America as we fight for this glorious country. North Korea will be a paradise for democrats where woke will reign supreme. If you pay less than 10 dollars a gallon for gas in North Korea you will go to jail. Meanwhile in America we won’t be socialist but we will require all oil companies to charge only a dollar a gallon for gas. Any more the CEO goes to jail. Obama if you object we send you to North Korea. If you have no money you will go to North Korea.
I love America and will never repeal Bill of rights. Have a nice day this is Elon musk and here’s my friend Donald Q Trump.
Hello subjects this is Donald Trump. I will build a Trump casino at the South Korea part of the DMZ as my propaganda village to make North Korea jealous. I will also build one in Gaza and make himos run it. They are not allowed to terrorise anymore. They are Nazis and will be educated on not being Nazis.
Schools will not teach woke but will teach that slavery is cool and illegal immigrants will be deported to North Korea immediately. Kids under 18 will not be allowed to get hair cuts either by another person or themselves. If you give a haircut to someone under 18 it is a felony child grooming 10 years in jail.
Have a nice day let’s maga.
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+Anonymous B — 6 months ago, 28 minutes later[T] [B] #670,107
How about you make an actual high functional sex bots you fucking queer.
+Anonymous C — 6 months ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #670,530
I wonder do even our fellow american care about this?
+Anonymous D — 6 months ago, 2 days later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #670,723
Who is this?