Topic: Climbing up the boyfriend hierarchy
+Anonymous A — 6 months ago #67,444
Does dating a hot guy significantly increase my chances of dating an even hotter guy? I think it would because men who see a woman with a hot guy will be like, "Woah, she’s with that guy? But he’s so hot. I want to be hot. Am I hot enough? I need to find out by trying to date her!" Most of my girlfriends are dating men between the 40th and 20th percentiles of attractiveness, but my friend Stacy is sating a guy who’s in the top 2 percent of hot guys! I’ve been working with a guy who’s in the top 15% for hotness which was a huge jump because last month I was dating a guy who’s was only of average attractiveness, maybe even slightly below average. I’m trying to stop dating disgusting Italians or Slavic men or Mexicans and start dating highly attractive Japanese and Congolese guys. What advice do you have on maximizing my dating profile to make myself marketable to potential Japanese guys?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #670,026
I need to date a guy who’s not white so when I have a baby they can be the first to do something. Nobody gives a shit if you have a white baby who becomes a billionaire or a president. I was thinking black at first because they have the BBC and Japanese have little tiny baby meats. But since Obama, I don’t think a second black president will be as prestigious. I wanna be the mother of the first Asian president of the United States. I think dating white men was necessary because Asian men feel extremely jealous of white men with attractive beautiful women like me, so it’s a step in the right direction. I didn’t enjoy it, but it will be worth it in the end if I can get what I’m really going for.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 52 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #670,027
I can imagine the cover of time magazine VR edition in 2070: "First Japanese American president raised by a smoking hot white granny?"
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 52 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #670,028
If a Japanese American was president, would they be the first Japanese American president or would they be the first Japanese American American president?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #670,029
I’m gonna try dating a hot white guy from a Nordic country and see if that gets a Japanese man jealous enough. If not I’m gonna bring out the big daddy meat guns from down in the Congolian jungle.
+Anonymous B — 6 months ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #670,190
I’m male and I don’t know why I wrote this shit.